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I decided to have a little fun with the scammer.

I was told to go to OPskins and I logged in.

I started to inspect element the page as if I actually went through the trade.

 

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

TheSupremePatriot: Can I help you?

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: hello

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: sorry for disturbance

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i just want to ask if your unusual is up for a trade?

TheSupremePatriot: Sure

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: do you accept pure keys offer or 1 to 1 trading unusual ?

TheSupremePatriot: either or is fine

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: btw feel free to check my stuff Steam Community :: -».•´Purplicious`•.«- :: Item Inventory

TheSupremePatriot: wow

TheSupremePatriot: nice backpack!

TheSupremePatriot: What unusuals of yours would you be able to trade for my unusual?

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: just choose from my stuff and i will check the price

TheSupremePatriot: Disco Beat Down Gilded Guard?

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: wait lemme check the price

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: yes its up .

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: still there?

TheSupremePatriot: yes

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: if we deal then send me your trade offer link so that i can send you offer

TheSupremePatriot: Why do I have to send you my link?

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: so that i can send you trade offer since i private my inventory for the reason of to avoid spam traders and red flag items

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: you with me ?

TheSupremePatriot: I mean aren't you like one of the top tier traders? Why would you get scammed?

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i dont get scammed . i got traded red flags items

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: and i cant market it on skins

-».•´Purplicious`•.«- is not available to trade. More information will be shown to -».•´Purplicious`•.«- if they invite you to trade.

TheSupremePatriot: invite me to trade, that would work

TheSupremePatriot: I dont have quick access to my link rn

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i cant since i private my inventory

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: if you have access problem then maybe we will just talk later then ?

TheSupremePatriot: Not an access problem

TheSupremePatriot: it just will take a few minutes .

TheSupremePatriot: Actually it is in my blurb

TheSupremePatriot: on my profile

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i cant find it sorry

TheSupremePatriot: Its under the Trade Information heading

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: please take it for me please

TheSupremePatriot: Steam Community

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: thank you give me sec lemme get my phone

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: btw do you use opskins since i am a skins trader . i will convert unusual to skins before reselling it

TheSupremePatriot: I have not used it yet.

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: ohh i see. can we check a couple of minutes if your unusual is opskins marketable or not bro ?

TheSupremePatriot: sure

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i dont want to buy not opskins marketable since it will just stack on my inventory

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: okay just go to Buy & Sell CSGO, H1Z1 & PUBG Skins & Items | OPSkins Marketplace. and log in

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: tell me if you logged in

TheSupremePatriot: this looks like its just for csgo, i dont see tf2 items

TheSupremePatriot: how u converty

TheSupremePatriot: ?*

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: the unusual will be converted to skins .

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: thats what i do

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: btw i cant send you offer since its not your trade offer link

TheSupremePatriot: I copy pasted it as it was

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: its not

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: click your inventory > trade offers > who can send me trade offers > trade offer link URL

TheSupremePatriot: Steam Community

TheSupremePatriot: thats all i see

TheSupremePatriot: if im still missing something, try using that link in my profile... the word is "Here" that you click

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: its not

TheSupremePatriot: What am I missing from the link?

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: its not the your trade offer link

TheSupremePatriot: can you give me an example of what I need?

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: follow this step okay

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: click your inventory

TheSupremePatriot: k

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: click trade offers

TheSupremePatriot: k

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: click who can send me trade offers

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: done ?

TheSupremePatriot: I think si

TheSupremePatriot: so*

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: thired -party site

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: there is a URL

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: copy that

TheSupremePatriot: ok

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i hope you found it

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: done ?

TheSupremePatriot: i think

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: send it to me so that we can proceed

TheSupremePatriot: Steam Community

TheSupremePatriot: ohh i was missing token, my bad.

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: okay i see

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: now lets proceed checking

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: did you already log in to Buy & Sell CSGO, H1Z1 & PUBG Skins & Items | OPSkins Marketplace. ?

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: bud

TheSupremePatriot: yea? sorry my steam just froze

TheSupremePatriot: im logged in yes

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: okay cool

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: next click SELL

TheSupremePatriot: ok

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: done?

TheSupremePatriot: done

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: click tf.2 and find your unusual

TheSupremePatriot: ok

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: done ?

TheSupremePatriot: ye

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: change the price of your unusual to 5000$ since we are not selling it we are just checking if its marketable or not

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: done ?

TheSupremePatriot: wait how did it know what item to find? i didnt click it yet.

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: what do you mean ?

TheSupremePatriot: i got a trade requesting the item

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: from ?

TheSupremePatriot: i didnt click the unusual on the website yet

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: from what ?

TheSupremePatriot: from bot69

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: opskins bot ?

TheSupremePatriot: yes

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: it is automatic generated opskins . i told you unusuals will be converted to skins

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: bots in opskins is automatic generated program . it sends key offer when a traded log in to check if the unusual they have is marketable or not

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: after responding to opskins bot key offer go back to your opskins inventory

TheSupremePatriot: ok

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: after responding to bot key offer then go to your opskins inventory and send me screenshot

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: brother ?

TheSupremePatriot: working on it

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: dont forget to screenshot your opskins inventory after confirming the opskins bot key offer

TheSupremePatriot: [MEDIA=imgur]XeQE1o2[/MEDIA]

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: okay go to your opskins inventory

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: its not yet in your opskins inventory

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: since the price is still the 5000$ we made

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: you need to respond to opskinsbot key offer and check your opskins inventory

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: and send me screenshot

TheSupremePatriot: [MEDIA=imgur]u3S9ERz[/MEDIA]

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: lol your unsual is still in your inventory

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: you must accept the que offer first

-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: are you editing the site?

TheSupremePatriot: Are you impersonating? Bitch!

-».•´Purplicious`•.«- is now Offline.

 

 

Duration : About 30 minutes

 

Scammer’s Profile : Steam Community :: -».•´Purplicious`•.«-

Scammers Bot Impersonator Account : Steam Community :: [OPSKINS] Bot #0069

Edited by TheSupremePatriot (see edit history)

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He was persistent.

 

"Hey, so can I get a steam admin to make sure the trade is legit?"

"He is marked as an impersonator on SteamRep."

"Yeah, so can I get a steam admin to make sure the trade is legit?"

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i logged in to steam today and had 2 people adding me about my unusual, this guy was online and messaged me the instant I accepted his friend request. Next guy is the same person "Mistail" from lan's post, waiting to have some fun with him :)

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WELCOME TO SCAMMER SHITPOSTS WITH SHWASH: PART 5!

"Curiosity" added me again!

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What a surprise, he is a scammer.

 

I made an executive decision, I will be a bit sparing on using the pirate impression for these, since I just had a failure the last time I tried.

I promise, it will come eventually.....

 

ANYWAYS, "Curiosity" added me again. Like all other scammers, he asked for my Molten Mallard Scotsman's Stove Pipe.

Here are the chat logs:

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I have decided to play my next character that I made up on the spot: Baron Reginald Thomas Wartlesbeck VIII; Fleet Admiral, Gentleman, Top Hat Enthusiast, and Champion of the Art of Barter.

Enjoy this shitty meme.

 

and I promise:

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YO HO HO! THE TIME HAS FINALLY DAWNED!

 

Shwash's Scammer Shitposts have just went nautical.

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As much as scammers are poor, lazy, stupid, and unmotivated wastes of humanity, I enjoyed how this guy played along.

Enjoy this one! He was another impersonator. Steamrep page is down here:

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Here is the backpack link he posted:

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198076020691

 

I hope you all may sing many-a-shanty and unearth lots of doubloons!

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