Dannypicacho 273 Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) Any good CS:GO member knows of the great prophets sent to our division, such as JohnGalt42. There is one which is very intriguing, the language of WoopX. I have been studying this language of his, and I would like to share this divine gift with all my fellow members of xG. Most important rule of Woopxian: Save your breath. Use as little amount of words as possible. Do not under any circumstance use a word with more than two syllables. Few examples of Woopxian in Jailbreak: Warden = warner Take one step out of your cell and AFK Freeze = afk freeze doors no gun Follow your warden = no jump bhop follow Go to my marker and freeze upon arrival = go marker, stop freeze Crouch walk follow your warden = control only follow (or) come, do crouch Please do not get within knifing distance of your warden = stopping back no knife Please drop your contraband without picking it up or passing it = drop no shoot Few examples of Woopxian in a conversation: Stop that! = stopping! stopping! I am sexually confused = freeday! *opens cells even though he's not warden* I am still sexually confused = predator day! Hello everybody = hi i warner Remember to make no sense at all. Common responses in Woopxian: Where are you from: yes What country are you from: control? control only follow warner You are the warden, give orders: no, you warner WoopX, that was a freekill: he bad i shoot I do not know this language too well, as it would take me many millennia to learn this sacred language to speak it fluently. Tell me if you know of this language and can give any examples I do not know of @Brady1780 @Bot @Jaydow @Keegan516 @Genocide Edited August 1, 2018 by Dannypicacho (see edit history) 1 2 1 Brady1780, char, YeEternalTuna and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aegean 849 Posted August 1, 2018 I feel like I can put trilingual into my resume now after reading this post. 2 Lithium and Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dannypicacho 273 Posted August 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, Aegean said: I feel like I can put trilingual into my resume now after reading this post. Now I'm quadrilingual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono 372 Posted August 1, 2018 When cell doors open, freekill everyones. @Bleed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dannypicacho 273 Posted August 1, 2018 31 minutes ago, Chrono said: When cell doors open, freekill everyones. @Bleed *opens doors* "freeze face door" (freeday) shoots everyone gets like 1 kill and gets knifed before he can even get slayed Truly an intellectual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darrth 69 Posted August 2, 2018 What is this? 1 YeEternalTuna reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bot 30 Posted August 3, 2018 "You Warner, I No Warner" *Opens Cells* *Scrambles to type !days* "Pretanor Day!!" *Gets Killed By Armory Door* 1 Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dannypicacho 273 Posted August 15, 2018 New Translations: I am sorry for freekilling you Danny = sorry me kill to red guy Admin = adimin New response: What did you say Woopx? : ye If anyone knows what this means, please contact me, it is very crucial to history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dannypicacho 273 Posted August 15, 2018 Why did I die/get slayed = wuat me died Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genocide 94 Posted August 15, 2018 This man woopx is a god. Everybody should know of this legend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darrth 69 Posted August 16, 2018 I feel like he knows the secrets to the universe with this language Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genocide 94 Posted August 16, 2018 He must know the language to cure the world of every disease Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
