Dannypicacho 273 Posted December 24, 2018 ‘Twas the morning 'fore Christmas, promo demo was here. Where all members gathered, to see who they should fear. On this day, Lithium had drank too much booze. And there wasn't a single good DM to choose. So he let out a burp, and said “fuck all of them”. And he chose Jaydow and Bonk, and made each a DM. But the story doesn't end here, as I have a lot to add in. For the CS division had three new admins. Duke and Darrth, while more info got unloaded. Even Genocide for some reason was promoted. But what about Danny? Said noone ever. Me as DM would be worse than all this together. And so my good people, this is quite the day. Now we move on to the one division most gay. A new DM arrives, that's right… another. Surprise surprise, it's the other DM's brother. They even got a mod, one of our spies. Semper the 10manner, in a gay-ass disguise. Poor little diphi had to step down from power. The gay must've gotten to him, he was almost devoured. Nutty remains the one DL, all alone. It is not time for him to be overthrown. So we move on to Minecraft, made by one of the brightest. But the drama wasn't so great, not in the slightest. We got plenty of staff, some good and some not. But at least things went well for the little boy Scott. None of this mattered to the great Julian, most high. He made so much money it made the Cozy Boys cry. Then there was dingo, who could not stay. Maybe he shouldn't have been using X-Ray. Now lest we forget, do not cry, do not grieve. Because Brady's fat ass made CT_Slay3R leave. All of this happening, with opinions so varied. All while our great leader was off getting married. With all the DMs, from Bonk to SegFault. Hope was being lost for the mighty JohnGalt. Hidden from the furries, who bark and they purr. I wrote this poem to destroy the one made by virr. These decisions couldn't have been made by one single swede. So remember to protest to Aegean and Bleed. It's probably time that I stop complaining. At least we can all move to Gay Bonfire Gaming. Things may not look look great, but they might turn out swell. Because at least we have Grape as our overwatch DL. 6 1 2 2 2 1 3 SegFault, hongkongatron, Owlknight_ and 14 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hongkongatron 384 Posted December 24, 2018 wheres the tl;dr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dannypicacho 273 Posted December 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, hongkongatron said: wheres the tl;dr TLDR: xG is dead because jaydow will overthrow lithium with the help of bonk 2 1 2 1 jaygoki, ScottNi, onlyalittlegay and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onlyalittlegay 44 Posted December 24, 2018 Apart from how lame Danny is. this poem sums up December nicely. f for ct slayer tho 1 2 ScottNi, Dannypicacho and hongkongatron reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage_Pear 31 Posted December 24, 2018 Didn't include the ip to the new bhop server dissapointed 1 1 1 Dannypicacho, virr and hongkongatron reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Julian 36 Posted December 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Dannypicacho said: But what about Danny? Said noone ever. Me as DM would be worse than all this together. 1 1 hongkongatron and Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james8470 160 Posted December 25, 2018 2 Roy and Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roy 25 Posted December 25, 2018 20 hours ago, Dannypicacho said: ‘Twas the morning 'fore Christmas, promo demo was here. Where all members gathered, to see who they should fear. On this day, Lithium had drank too much booze. And there wasn't a single good DM to choose. So he let out a burp, and said “fuck all of them”. And he chose Jaydow and Bonk, and made each a DM. But the story doesn't end here, as I have a lot to add in. For the CS division had three new admins. Duke and Darrth, while more info got unloaded. Even Genocide for some reason was promoted. But what about Danny? Said noone ever. Me as DM would be worse than all this together. And so my good people, this is quite the day. Now we move on to the one division most gay. A new DM arrives, that's right… another. Surprise surprise, it's the other DM's brother. They even got a mod, one of our spies. Semper the 10manner, in a gay-ass disguise. Poor little diphi had to step down from power. The gay must've gotten to him, he was almost devoured. Nutty remains the one DL, all alone. It is not time for him to be overthrown. So we move on to Minecraft, made by one of the brightest. But the drama wasn't so great, not in the slightest. We got plenty of staff, some good and some not. But at least things went well for the little boy Scott. None of this mattered to the great Julian, most high. He made so much money it made the Cozy Boys cry. Then there was dingo, who could not stay. Maybe he shouldn't have been using X-Ray. Now lest we forget, do not cry, do not grieve. Because Brady's fat ass made CT_Slay3R leave. All of this happening, with opinions so varied. All while our great leader was off getting married. With all the DMs, from Bonk to SegFault. Hope was being lost for the mighty JohnGalt. Hidden from the furries, who bark and they purr. I wrote this poem to destroy the one made by virr. These decisions couldn't have been made by one single swede. So remember to protest to Aegean and Bleed. It's probably time that I stop complaining. At least we can all move to Gay Bonfire Gaming. Things may not look look great, but they might turn out swell. Because at least we have Grape as our overwatch DL. Time to review, Danny didn’t get promoted XD (moving on). Danny wrote this, “ because of Brady’s fat ass made CT—Slay3R leave”. FUK YOU DANNY, I HOPE YOU GET COAL FOR CHRISTMAS, (moving on). Danny wrote this, “It’s probably time that I stop complaining”. You should. And last but not least, Danny wrote this, “All while are great leader was of getting married. With all the DMs, from bonk to SegFault. Hope was being lost for the mighty for the mighty JohnGalt”. Well than, instead of “Danny” being a Admin, he should be a writer. And Final thought, this sux dick but I believe that, he wrote with all his heart, and some people would not have done this. Merry-Christmas and a happy new year. 1 Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaygoki 237 Posted December 25, 2018 still not 100% clear on why it wasn't only Jaydow that got DM ngl 1 1 Dannypicacho and Lithium reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roy 25 Posted December 26, 2018 Merry Christmas, Feliz Natal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forest 309 Posted December 26, 2018 Somebody give this man a medal. Sheer poetry right there. 1 1 ScottNi and Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duke 85 Posted December 27, 2018 +1? better then @Forest poetry about not being British 1 1 ScottNi and Forest reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites