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Fucking with scammers

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Yo, some of you might remember me, some won't.

Anyways, I've recently unprivated my steam profile and there's been huge amount of people adding me and trying to convince me to give them my items in all shapes and forms.

There were unironically 5 people within the last 24 hours that tried to scam me and I'm getting a little tired. So let's have some fun with them.

This thread is dedicated to collecting methods and ways to fuck with scammers. So far there's been three things that came to my mind:

  1. Sending the scammer the link to a supposed screenshot that is in reality an IP-logger and scaring them by having their IP. I've tried this twice and they were unfortunately smart enough not to click my link.
  2. Acting like I'm actually believing that they'll give me free shit and then sending them hardcore gay porn. Nothing wrong with being gay and liking gay porn, but since a good amount of scammers happen to be Russian [and these are often homophobic], this is fun. I've done this to like two people and they seemed pretty disgusting. Anyways, while I think that's a hilarious idea, it might not be legal since some of them could be underage and I don't wanna distribute porn to a minor.
  3. Acting like I'm actually believing that they'll give me free shit and then sending them disgusting gore pics. Haven't done that yet but surely would be fun.

Can you guys come up with any more fun ways to fuck with them?  I don't care how "evil" it is since these people are literally the scum of the earth and rely on stealing little children's virtual items. Just don't break the law

@Egossi @Goblins @Kypari

>inb4 just report them man!!! yes i do that too.

 

Edited by realBelloWaldi (see edit history)

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22 minutes ago, shwash said:

Rest in peace the only reason I go on forums anymore

This is a thread more geared towards coming up with ways to fuck with the scammers, not bask in the glory of our victories. Your thread is still relevant : )

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Respond to everything they say with something like "k" or "?" 

 

Try to get them to buy a product of your choosing

 

Spread the holy teachings of tungsten to bless their souls

 

Speak the tongue:

>[c)) '{!_<#| [-| -|)) {<[ {_ [-|?

 

Ask them for advice on something of your choosing (house remodeling, baby names, whether you should go vegan)

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Reply to them only using voice lines of kleiner from half life 2

Example:

-hello you are win free csgo skin use promo code bernie2020 on xengamers.com for free iphone

+Well, Barney, what do you intend?

-just go xengamer and we give free item

+Let's see. The massless field-flux should self-limit and I've clamped the manifold parameters to CY base and LG orbifold, Hilbert inclusive.

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On 5/19/2019 at 8:53 AM, yadingo said:

Ask them if they could speak in your native language since you are more coherent with it and then proceed to use Google translate to send messages in an obscure dead language

You have to send them images of some ancient shit like Egyptian Hieroglyphics or Sumerian Cuneiform.

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On 5/15/2019 at 2:06 PM, realBelloWaldi said:

Yo, s>inb4 just report them man!!! yes i do that too.

Just saying some common scams take accounts and send it to there friends list so if it is someone you are already friends with specifically report there account as being hijacked

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