realBelloWaldi 1245 Posted May 15, 2019 (edited) Yo, some of you might remember me, some won't. Anyways, I've recently unprivated my steam profile and there's been huge amount of people adding me and trying to convince me to give them my items in all shapes and forms. There were unironically 5 people within the last 24 hours that tried to scam me and I'm getting a little tired. So let's have some fun with them. This thread is dedicated to collecting methods and ways to fuck with scammers. So far there's been three things that came to my mind: Sending the scammer the link to a supposed screenshot that is in reality an IP-logger and scaring them by having their IP. I've tried this twice and they were unfortunately smart enough not to click my link. Acting like I'm actually believing that they'll give me free shit and then sending them hardcore gay porn. Nothing wrong with being gay and liking gay porn, but since a good amount of scammers happen to be Russian [and these are often homophobic], this is fun. I've done this to like two people and they seemed pretty disgusting. Anyways, while I think that's a hilarious idea, it might not be legal since some of them could be underage and I don't wanna distribute porn to a minor. Acting like I'm actually believing that they'll give me free shit and then sending them disgusting gore pics. Haven't done that yet but surely would be fun. Can you guys come up with any more fun ways to fuck with them? I don't care how "evil" it is since these people are literally the scum of the earth and rely on stealing little children's virtual items. Just don't break the law @Egossi @Goblins @Kypari >inb4 just report them man!!! yes i do that too. Edited May 15, 2019 by realBelloWaldi (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dannypicacho 273 Posted May 15, 2019 God tier level: scam THEM 1 1 1 DepressedNeonNepp, realBelloWaldi and mrnutty12 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaygoki 237 Posted May 15, 2019 just act like a confused 90 year old man usually works pretty well for scam telemarketers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XpertMeleee 17 Posted May 15, 2019 Pull an API scam on the people trying to get you with an API scam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shwash 108 Posted May 19, 2019 Rest in peace the only reason I go on forums anymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tatost 604 Posted May 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, shwash said: Rest in peace the only reason I go on forums anymore This is a thread more geared towards coming up with ways to fuck with the scammers, not bask in the glory of our victories. Your thread is still relevant : ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Diphikult 35 Posted May 19, 2019 Respond to everything they say with something like "k" or "?" Try to get them to buy a product of your choosing Spread the holy teachings of tungsten to bless their souls Speak the tongue: >[c)) '{!_<#| [-| -|)) {<[ {_ [-|? Ask them for advice on something of your choosing (house remodeling, baby names, whether you should go vegan) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yadingo 79 Posted May 19, 2019 Ask them if they could speak in your native language since you are more coherent with it and then proceed to use Google translate to send messages in an obscure dead language 1 1 Egossi and -Diphikult reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hongkongatron 384 Posted May 20, 2019 just speak english to them 1 Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Egossi 1017 Posted May 21, 2019 Reply to them only using voice lines of kleiner from half life 2 Example: -hello you are win free csgo skin use promo code bernie2020 on xengamers.com for free iphone +Well, Barney, what do you intend? -just go xengamer and we give free item +Let's see. The massless field-flux should self-limit and I've clamped the manifold parameters to CY base and LG orbifold, Hilbert inclusive. 1 -Diphikult reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilbleed 78 Posted May 21, 2019 @realBelloWaldi I have missed you brother, also AN ADMIN SAID KYS 1 1 Egossi and realBelloWaldi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shwash 108 Posted June 10, 2019 On 5/19/2019 at 8:53 AM, yadingo said: Ask them if they could speak in your native language since you are more coherent with it and then proceed to use Google translate to send messages in an obscure dead language You have to send them images of some ancient shit like Egyptian Hieroglyphics or Sumerian Cuneiform. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thorax_ 539 Posted July 24, 2019 1 DepressedNeonNepp reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottNi 51 Posted July 25, 2019 On 5/15/2019 at 2:06 PM, realBelloWaldi said: Yo, s>inb4 just report them man!!! yes i do that too. Just saying some common scams take accounts and send it to there friends list so if it is someone you are already friends with specifically report there account as being hijacked 1 Dannypicacho reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites