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@virr please call at least one promo/demo a bumpy/dumpy The community needs this

Today’s my first day starting at a new factory building cattle trailers.

-1 You've improved but still have issuses. You get angry over small things and then you just keep going with it even when told to stop by higher ups you just dont.

I have a few part time jobs to pay my debt and to pay my dumpster and my chrome-book internet so I can play Jb. One of my jobs is similar to the “Disney art department” that you draw someone and sell it for $25-$30. My other job is working in a fat food restaurant called, “In-n-out”, this place is similar to McDonald’s but much better hamburger and service. And my other job that I volunteer ?... is community service and I help out old people. Yea, but I’m free on Friday’s and sometimes on the weekends, so, wanna play xG Jb?

there weren't this many struggles when Bumpy was leader..

I don't have an actual job yet, but I've done some dog/cat sitting for some extra money. Other than that I basically just help with odd jobs around the house.

Congrats on your new job! I work at AMZL_US as a Sortation Associate. I am transferring to a full time position very soon and will be a Picker, which I have been told involves picking items from the carts that the AR Robots bring to you.

-1 A hard -1 from me. Goldfish has on multiple times acted extremely immature and angry over little things. I still remember that event from 1-3 weeks ago where from a casual gamemode match on CS:GO, he got kicked and threw a fit over just getting kicked. He overreacted and instead of waiting for us to simply leave the game and remake the lobby for him, he yelled and screamed at both Dingo and Seg. He's simply way too immature still and his personality is very hostile from time to time. He gets too mad too easily and too often. He claims he doesn't get mad that often but even so, there hasn't been enough time for that claim to be reasonable in my opinion. He still hasn't changed much in my view. However he is active, I'll give him that. A: 6 M: 0

Marc was my pen name ? I also believe I lied on my age by a good year or two back in the days

I got member without applying, but I'm the one who spoke out about tarping in the beginning of the round in jailbreak!! Praise 15 year old me!!

I'm oldfag I guess

iunno what the cutoff on being an oldfag is, but 2013 good enough for ya?

I'm a nerd too, that's why I loved @Thrillhouse 's post.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore— For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating "'Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door— Some late visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door;— This it is and nothing more." Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, "Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you"—here I opened wide the door;— Darkness there and nothing more. Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore?" This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"— Merely this and nothing more. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. "Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore— Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;— 'Tis the wind and nothing more!" Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore; Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door— Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door— Perched, and sat, and nothing more. Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore— Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!" Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door— Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as "Nevermore." But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered— Till I scarcely more than muttered "Other friends have flown before— On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before." Then the bird said "Nevermore." Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, "Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore— Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore Of 'Never—nevermore'." But the Raven still beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore— What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking "Nevermore." This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er, But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er, She shall press, ah, nevermore! Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor. "Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee Respite—respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore; Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!— Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted— On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore— Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!" Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore— Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore." Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." "Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting— "Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted—nevermore!

Milkyway bars or chewy sprees

I mow lawns for a few pesos on the side but mostly I work at the underground Nike sweatshop in Mexico city where I make a whopping 6 pesos an hour!!!

@Egossi Canadian health care is ranked higher than turkey ?

@Egossi nice economy

Think these are getting old

Couldn't have responded any better to that myself

that's it you're actually getting demoted

Gummy worms or Gummy bears or Mummy snairs...

-1, not much to say kinda explains itself.

I've had this phone for a few years, I recently dropped it down a single stair and it broke the bottom of the screen, and I had to get it replaced, its a galaxy s8+ and I've never had trouble with it beyond a sensitive screen. I probably wouldn't get a better one, unless it's water proof or something

mobas suck lmao

Next CN should be the most toxic game of Tabletop Simulator... Uno, Risk, Monopoly etc.

no racism please

like this response for a Hyster Pneumatic H230HD 23,000LB Diesel Full Cab W/ Heat Forklift Lift Truck

M 8/10 A 9/10 I do love little boys like chrono +1

After being the xB overlord for a day and a half. I've decided to return ownership to @Rhododendron. Thanks everyone for making Xeno Bumpies such a great place. (Im staying as Mod though ? )

Work at an ice cream shop. Hate it.

at times I stop and think, was this all worth it?

These?

First ? This is honestly really sad I'm gonna miss the good old days of xenoBumpies Buckle your seatbelt Brush your teeth daily Don't forget to floss Look both ways when you cross the street Always hold the door for people Say please and thank you Never ask a lady how old she is Don't do drugs Stay in school

IM GAY!

This is all going down on April 1st and everyone is actually believing it? :thonk:

I havent owned a phone since 8th grade, no reason for it since i have no friends irl

Galaxy Note 8 with a broken LCD. been loyal to the note series since the Note 3 and if I have the money I'd love to get a Note X

I'm not gonna vouch as I don't feel I spend enough time with you to appropriately gauge if you have changed or not. I will give you some advice though no matter if you get accepted or not. It's normal to lose your cool occasionally, I still to this day sometimes get overly mad at things that I shouldn't be, just take a quick breath and read what you're gonna say a few times before you post it or just think about what you're gonna say if you think it might cause some problems. At the end of the day, bickering with people is not worth it if you can't let go, don't hold grudges and just try to enjoy your time with your fellow members/friends. Try to be more empathetic, think to yourself "What if I was in their shoes and had to deal with someone like me, am I acting reasonable?" I wish you the best of luck in your application.

-1 while you have improved somewhat your behavior is still pretty bad most of the time and you very easily lose your cool when things don't go your way. still tends to have a victim complex as well shown with the whole debacle with duke (which was relatively recently). oftentimes I see you doing/saying thinks specifically to annoy others, myself included. A: 7 M: 2

Exactly this. It would've been a +1 if it weren't for recent events because you seem to always play the victim card and never admit you're wrong when something doesn't go your way. If you stopped arguing about everything all the time then you'd be fine. Also, aren't you still a member of Tango? -1 A:9 M:4

Did @Dannypicacho got really got demoted or is it just an April fools day, if not...

I don't know certain people who I won't name @Bonk Have just been really hostile to me and have made it clear they want me to leave so I will Peace, It's been real. JK its april fools and bonk told me too

nice healthcare

+1 I mean does it really matter A:h M:eh

So, can we go back to xG not xB plz... I don’t wanna be in da xB, I rather be in da xG because it’s is better. Hail xG no more bumpy.

I thought it would be fun to host a 2v2 Rocket League tournament but first, gotta find out how many people actually have the game and would be interested in playing. Feel free to post if you have the game AND would be interested in participating. All meme posts will be shamed.

I think I'll be in the oldest fags