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  1. LAN_Megalodon

    TF2 IS GONE CRABRAVE

  2. LAN_Megalodon

    forward air forward air bouncing fish

     

    1. Roy

      Roy

      Flying fish ? 

  3. LAN_Megalodon

    smoko fuckhead officer bitch

    1. Roy

      Roy

      Meow

  4. LAN_Megalodon

    help

     

    1. james8470

      james8470

      you know i need somebody

      not just anybody

      you know i need some one

      hellllllllllllllpp

      back when something like that we never needed to worry

      but not i find that things are rough and i need someone by my side

      help me if you can im feeling down

      but i do appreciate you being round

      oh wont you pleaseeeeeee help me

      oooo oooooo

    2. Red

      Red

      hello this is your local operator speaking....

  5. LAN_Megalodon

    fat dab

     

  6. LAN_Megalodon

    My favorite thing to do used to be non-stop spawncamp with my best friend pocket medic but now actually I think people are trying too hard to get kills ?

    1. Tatost

      Tatost

      I couldn't think of anything more passive-aggressive than that except for ??????????????????

    2. Kypari

      Kypari

      ????????????????

    3. Tatost

      Tatost

      Wow, Kypari, I can't believe the DM of the TF2 div is so damn TOXIC

      Just to make sure that you know, I'm referring to Lan's post, not Sesh's.

  7. LAN_Megalodon

    mass-rate every @bagggel post with "furry", it's really funny i promise.

    1. Nyxll

      Nyxll

      Just for that, you deserve a furry rate. Wait, I was supposed to get that guy instead?

    2. bagggel

      bagggel

      guess i’m never going on the forums again lol

  8. LAN_Megalodon 
    جوجل المترجم
    1. Rainy

      Rainy

      شكرا

  9. LAN_Megalodon

    my brain hert

  10. LAN_Megalodon

    eleven

     

    1. Dannypicacho

      Dannypicacho

      twelve

  11. LAN_Megalodon

    I want swoosh to spread whip cream all over my perky boy nipples

    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      @shwash

    2. shwash

      shwash

      You did not say please.

  12. LAN_Megalodon

    lol you all gay lightmode sucks balls seasalt and vinegar for life bitches

     

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    2. Tatost

      Tatost

      See, you cannot argue with Ian because of his massive IQ demonstrated in his latest video.

       

    3. Bone

      Bone

      Normally I prefer dark themes, but this light theme looks pretty damn good, so I don't mind it

    4. Tatost

      Tatost

      forums look nice, but I prefer dark theme still

  13. LAN_Megalodon
    there's fucking snow everwhere
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      EXCEPT HERE
  14. LAN_Megalodon
    fuck
    1. james8470

      james8470

      you
  15. LAN_Megalodon
    I can't burp anymore because that's apparently a running Rick and Morty joke and I don't want to be associated with that.
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    2. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      No bone, I breathed AND shoved mega seeds up my butt.
    3. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      What they say: We don't like Rick and Morty. What they mean: We don't understand Rick and Morty. @[106807:@Bone] @[51525:@Egossi]
    4. Egossi

      Egossi

      I fathom that my vitriol may betide as a bit too astringent, but of course a quintessential ignoramus like yourself wouldn't be conscious of how scintillating us Rick & Morty fans staunchly are!
  16. LAN_Megalodon
    have a good day. avoid the other option.
  17. LAN_Megalodon
    invite me too you're house so i can do silly screem.
    1. Bone

      Bone

      Ha ha, he do funny scream
    2. yesstergi

      yesstergi

      your*
    3. hongkongatron

      hongkongatron

      https://www.mediafire.com/file/fra4x14492ntn3p/killsound.wav
  18. LAN_Megalodon
    my name jeff
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      my name gif
  19. LAN_Megalodon
    I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKIN' FROGS GAY!
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    2. james8470

      james8470

      ikr
    3. shwash

      shwash

      That's not how you open a can of, p-p-pickles.
    4. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Oh
  20. LAN_Megalodon
    I'm making my status shorter and less obnoxious.
  21. LAN_Megalodon
    "loli"? more like "lol-leave" amirite? huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehueheuheuhuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue-
  22. LAN_Megalodon
    Punch a Nazi today! Also a new Wolfenstein is coming out.
  23. LAN_Megalodon
    looking for Medic main GF, pm me @ muselkfan_69 on my myspace page.
    1. shwash

      shwash

      hi i pm'd u but u nevr respondd. my name is tf2cyuti88 on myspace. msg me bac plz, you seem to be vry hawt.
  24. LAN_Megalodon
    "In this trifling particular, then, I appear to be wiser than he, because I do not fancy I know what I do not know."
  25. LAN_Megalodon
    Can I vote "dabmaster_69" in the next general election?
    1. Moosty

      Moosty

      If you're in the US you can, write that shit in boi