SireScumbo

Gib monee pleez

We got an ass bleeder, over here, gonna need extra salt for this one.

Meh

Nerds.

New glasses came in :)

This new xgsings is gonna be the scariest fucking thing...

Midterms are over, time to get some goddamn sleep.

Morning Rays, hairspray queens. Back on their way, to their nest, to the west. Honest, they once had a dream.

Resident immature white person.

Gotta spam dem DPs

You ever notice how rolling your window down by hand makes you look more middle class?

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Showtime!

Belles of society, in the shells of their unity. Cornet'n spinet, the sound follows them till they're home. Dragged by the power of dreams.

No officer, I God to swear not drunk I'm.

Ey

Gotta spam dem frog punches

I tried. *shrugs*

Two years of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Ronald McDonald. "Easy on the mayonnaise" gasped Ronald.

Ey les go get some coffee enemas

Gross.

Bam.