TrueHell 0 Posted June 4, 2011 how many terrioest does it take to launch a scud missle two, one to fire it and another to watch CNN and figure out were it landed how do you find a blind man in a nudist colony its not hard It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife ended up on a flight the day after her husband. The husband made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting to his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife back in Minneapolis an email. Unfortunately, he didn't notice he had misspelled his wife's email address In South Carolina, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory just a few days earlier. She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor. The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor. He glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following email message: To My Loving Wife: I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Your Devoted Husband. P. S. Sure is hot down here. ---------- Post added at 08:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:19 PM ---------- nooo someone voted nooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaybreeze 6 Posted June 4, 2011 only the last one was decent, the other two sucked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benrapelisberge 0 Posted June 4, 2011 whats brown and sticky?...... A STICK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckiiJr. 9 Posted June 4, 2011 whats the difference between a baby and a fridge? A baby doesnt cry when I put my meat in :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Selby9409 0 Posted June 4, 2011 duckii u ruined that joke its supposed to be "whats the difference between a *** guy and a fridge? A fridge doesnt scream when u take the meat out." and in ur joke its supposed to be the fridge not the baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
