Vero 0 Posted June 20, 2011 this should be moved to random. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Colour 0 Posted June 20, 2011 Are you from Ireland? Because you doubled the size of my penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoSSeR 0 Posted June 20, 2011 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ero_Sennin78 0 Posted June 20, 2011 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Stole from me, and I stole it from Hall Pass. You must wash you pants in Windex, cause I can see myself in them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Towelboy 0 Posted June 20, 2011 Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Colour 0 Posted June 20, 2011 Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bryce 0 Posted June 20, 2011 I'm single ladies. That always works for me ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serbiansnaga 9 Posted June 20, 2011 ur legs must be tired because uve been running through my mind all day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Towelboy 0 Posted June 20, 2011 Another pick-up line : Wanna come over and play WoW good looking? I got a 85 paladin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaybreeze 6 Posted June 20, 2011 I'd pillage that village. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benrapelisberge 0 Posted June 20, 2011 instead of saying "there is a party in my pants and you're invited" you should say "there is a trial in my pants and you've been summoned" they cant say no lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoSSeR 0 Posted June 20, 2011 lol i got from a friend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy 0 Posted June 20, 2011 Just saying...Pick up lines don't work. But never less: Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peechis 0 Posted June 21, 2011 I'm going to stick my penis in you. Never fails to get you a woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites