good day, telemarketer

[ChickenPanda 66]

*Mom hands me phone to answer*

Me: hello?

Telemarketer: hello, is your mother home?

Me: I have no mother

Her: well can I speak to your father?

Me: yeah, which one?

Her: which one is home?

Me: well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. he just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.

Her: oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?

Me: no, no! my fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.

Her: so who's Antonio?

Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.

Her: so Carlos was cheating?

Me: yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.

Her: so Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?

Me: no, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.

Her: so Mark wasn't cheating?

Me: I never said that.

Her: yes, yes you did!

Me: no I didn't.

Her: y-yes! You did!

Me: did what?

Her: y-you-nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.

 

my mom's reaction=priceless.

[shiro_ 0]

It's funny, because you said you couldn't talk.

[GanjaMonster 5]

thats fucking funny af especially that i use to work for a telemarketing company

[Reflex 2]

i thought it hurts when you speak :/

[ChickenPanda 66]

it was something I copied, I didn't say it lol

 

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got it from here

HugeDomains.com - FreakQuotes.com is for sale (Freak Quotes)

[Neo 0]

Awww I thought you did it =(

[ChickenPanda 66]

oh, no. but when I get my voice back, I certainly will the next time I get a call from a salesman

[Phoenix 0]

Im going to have to use this tactic cause my phone isn't blocked from those dam things.