ChickenPanda 66 Posted May 5, 2012 *Mom hands me phone to answer* Me: hello? Telemarketer: hello, is your mother home? Me: I have no mother Her: well can I speak to your father? Me: yeah, which one? Her: which one is home? Me: well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. he just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio. Her: oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio? Me: no, no! my fathers' names are Carlos and Mark. Her: so who's Antonio? Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex. Her: so Carlos was cheating? Me: yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor. Her: so Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated? Me: no, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating. Her: so Mark wasn't cheating? Me: I never said that. Her: yes, yes you did! Me: no I didn't. Her: y-yes! You did! Me: did what? Her: y-you-nevermind have a nice day, goodbye. my mom's reaction=priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shiro_ 0 Posted May 5, 2012 It's funny, because you said you couldn't talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GanjaMonster 5 Posted May 5, 2012 thats fucking funny af especially that i use to work for a telemarketing company Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reflex 2 Posted May 5, 2012 i thought it hurts when you speak :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChickenPanda 66 Posted May 5, 2012 it was something I copied, I didn't say it lol ---------- Post added at 10:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:11 PM ---------- got it from here HugeDomains.com - FreakQuotes.com is for sale (Freak Quotes) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neo 0 Posted May 5, 2012 Awww I thought you did it =( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChickenPanda 66 Posted May 5, 2012 oh, no. but when I get my voice back, I certainly will the next time I get a call from a salesman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phoenix 0 Posted May 5, 2012 Im going to have to use this tactic cause my phone isn't blocked from those dam things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites