Jesus

Hey guys, I've started an instructional YouTube series, and I would LOOOOOVE your opinion on it! First video is online now! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhtgYzTCPU8

When I could reprehend my wife. When we could still beat women. When water was still just water. Before all those 'walking on water' rumors started. When Warrior was bet $20 to stick a gold fish up his ass and lost it. That trip to the emergency room was great! #kinky

-PORN REMOVED- Stay classy!

Don't make me put a mark in your record.

Go fudge yourself

Ah yes. I hope he replies soon, my child.

Has anyone seen my father?