Nu_13

Items to invent: Bed, massage chair, humidifier, rubber band, Rube Goldberg Machine, and religion.

i am convinced that the robots here on the forums are ninjas

11/01/14 11 days left...

Made the one who i punched take the blame by making him confess on camera on what he did before the punch. Just as planned...

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up.

America is a place where chill birds can shoot the shit freely.

Yandere is best dere

i don't mind being top or bottom, but being top gives you so many options. like pushing someone off their buddy in the pool and winning. :)

last placement game before i can see where i go, wish me luck boys

robably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.

I always give 100% at Work: 10% Saturday, 23% Sunday, 40% Monday, 22% Tuesday, and 5% Wednesday.

hot days mean i can cook some bread on some tin foil while i work and come back with some toast...all i need now is some jelly

I need a leash, or some shame. maybe