So you think you had a hard childhood?

[Bryce 0]

So you think you had a hard childhood? Well screw you, it?s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I even hit 13, and I?ve never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was the ******* next door who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn?t worth anything. It?s not even like I had a choice, the town only had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn?t even want me.

 

You think that?s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick. She was flat as a pancake, sure, but damn, she was really hot. She must have been a sadist or something ?cause she always took pleasure in hitting me.

 

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other?s sentences? Yeah, they were so freaking creeper, and they had a cat which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear this thing would never shut up.

 

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town, getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

 

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pok?mon master.

[Never 0]

not really funny to me, i had friends that were killed in gangs, as well as me having a shitty childhood. Meh, that's just me, sure others will think it's funny.

[Rain 0]

Wow hard childhood good luck in the future and best of luck at your dream :D

[Otherworldly 2]

I died. A lot.

[Vero 0]

they had a cat which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear this thing would never shut up.

 

wow, you must have had a really rough childhood. I can't even imagine.

[g00n squad 0]

Being a pokemon master isn't all that it sounds to be.

[Bryce 0]

In case anyone hasn't realized, this is about Ash Ketchum. Lawl.

[benrapelisberge 0]

troll elsewhere please. some people actually have problems.

[Vero 0]

troll elsewhere please. some people actually have problems.

 

this isn't trolling, no where close.

 

this is a "for the luls" type of thread.

(notice the last line?)

[benrapelisberge 0]

i saw the last line, its just really not that funny.

[Bryce 0]

i saw the last line, its just really not that funny.

 

Haters gonna hate.

[Aegean 849]

LOL THAT WAS SO GOOD ! No idea why ben is being all serious face. This is exactly the first season of pokemon. Ash gets bullied and hated on by Gary, Brock always tries to get girls, Misty loves hitting Ash, Team Rocket is a pain in the butt from day 1, and he leaves his house and never comes back at age 13 and goes from town to town. Anyone who thought this was rude or a bad troll literally needs to lighten up.

[Bryce 0]

Thank you Aegean :)

[Zoidberg 0]

HAHAHA! Wow, i thought you were serious for a second until i read the last line...

[benrapelisberge 0]

LOL THAT WAS SO GOOD ! No idea why ben is being all serious face. This is exactly the first season of pokemon. Ash gets bullied and hated on by Gary, Brock always tries to get girls, Misty loves hitting Ash, Team Rocket is a pain in the butt from day 1, and he leaves his house and never comes back at age 13 and goes from town to town. Anyone who thought this was rude or a bad troll literally needs to lighten up.

i didnt know it had a connection to the first season, i thought it was some kind of made up story. a little more funny now i guess