So you think you had a hard childhood?

[PurplePenguin 0]

You think your life sucks?

 

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

 

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.

 

She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

 

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

 

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work.

 

Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

 

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

[Aegean 849]

LOL Purple I love the Scooby Doo one also :P

[Selby9409 0]

ya they were funny i lawled so hard after the first one cause i remembered when i used to watch pokemon when I was little and Aegean is exactly right it pretty much sums up season 1.

[serbiansnaga 9]

fun fact: ash has never once become a pokemon master, he always loses to some powerful trainer or gym leader then hes like "**** it, on to the next continent", and just walks away forever, also, i dont think hes aged since the first season, so he should be like 20 by now, and he still hasnt gotten any if u know what i mean. on top of that, his pokemon are always in their first evolution, they are almost never in their final evolution, whens he gonna realize that if he wants to be a pokemon master, than hes gonna have to make his pokemon evolve... and pokebattles isnt always about making friends, sure its good in practice, but it doesnt work with wanting to be a pokemon master, the two dont mix, one always wins, either friendship or lust for power. and why dont pokemon ever die, despite being hit by an energy beam that can destroy an entire building easily?

[Never 0]

purple wins.

[Otherworldly 2]

Pokemon is from the weirdest country on the planet that made a lot of weird crap and fetishes I will never understand:

 

Japan.

[RoSSeR 0]

Hey i lived in a country under japan Taiwan and i find this offensive! jk

[Bryce 0]

Purple...you are win.