Mad_Scientist 8 Posted September 21, 2011 Here's what I would do. Get to know the girl, more than you know your dad. Pretend she has a crush on you. Start asking a friend to help you out, by asking her questions (Make sure the friend doesn't like her in the first place.) Then, get your friend to take her to that dance. Tell your friend to touch her inappropriately, and come to her rescue by punching the dude in the face. Congrats, you have made it to the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance. Most importantly, you sent your friend back to the future! Brian, I hope I don't become your friend anytime soon.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unique 0 Posted September 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w74jJLO23aM not embarrassing and nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benrapelisberge 0 Posted September 22, 2011 wow that is the last time i ask the internets for lady help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaybreeze 6 Posted September 22, 2011 id still rape her if i were you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buckethead 1 Posted September 22, 2011 If she's into games and crap like that, make a Pokemon team and name all of the pokemon "Go To Home- Coming With Me?" or Write "HOMECOMING?" in big 'ol Minecraft blocks. If it's some normal chick, just do it the old fashioned way and ask her! WARNING: All advice given buy Bucketheadtwo is subject to failure or great success. Do not blame Bucketheadtwo if his advice ruins your life. Bucketheadtwo has little to no experience with women. Use his advice at your own risk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Kill her. Eat her ovaries to gain her power. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benrapelisberge 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Kill her. Eat her ovaries to gain her power. my new sig hahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad 0 Posted September 23, 2011 Write "homecoming?" on her calculator if she has a graphing calculator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
