TheRageWay 0 Posted March 13, 2012 Jacking off on a plane.... and someone walks in... LAWL... True Story Though... lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 50 Posted March 13, 2012 I guess you can say there were..... High consequences for coming on the plane. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuffinMonster 4 Posted March 14, 2012 Maybe next time you shouldn't "high-jack". Anyone? No? ---------- Post added at 09:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:07 PM ---------- Also thats just "plane" wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Scientist 8 Posted March 14, 2012 The most awkwardest moment for me was realizing that everyone is initiating the pun-sequence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRageWay 0 Posted March 14, 2012 lol xD Maby I should try plane out my problems.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stence 1 Posted March 28, 2012 I guess you're.... FLYING HIGH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themick07 1 Posted March 28, 2012 Ok so. (Fake story) So I meet this girl. We hang-out for a while and meet her family..... And decide to bang. I say I need to go to the store to get "special stuff". I ask the pharmacist what the best kind is. Turns out her dad is a pharmacist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeon 3 Posted March 28, 2012 I was riding around town never giving anyone up when all of a sudden this fat alien comes up to me and is like "Hello husband." I stare at him while he starts to rub his crotch area, I'm not sure why he is doing that, Then he suddenly whips his dick out and slaps the nearest Mexican woman in the face, oddly enough we were in China so I am not sure how that happened. I was very embarrassed at this point because everyone was staring at my "Husband" and laughing. I start to explain that It is most definitely not my "Husband" and that I have no idea why he is an Alien and no one is screaming, but suddenly as I am telling everyone this spaghetti starts to flow out of my pockets and I try to pick it up but I can't grab it all and I start crying because everyone can see my spaghetti. I look to my left and see the Alien eating my spaghetti, I automatically punch him in the ear and everyone gasp because I punch my "Husband". I walk away in a crying spaghetti filled shame back to Texas from China and no one wants to help me because the fat Alien is following me eating my spaghetti. I finally got home.... I opened the door Got on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur. [ATTACH]2218.vB[/ATTACH] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angrehorse 3 Posted March 28, 2012 So I was on jailbreak at 3 In the morning central to E making random. Noises and it ends up someone else was on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedstoneOre 2 Posted March 28, 2012 ---------- Post added at 09:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:07 PM ---------- [/color]Also thats just "plane" wrong. ಠ_ಠ dem characters Maybe next time you shouldn't "high-jack". Anyone? No? ---------- Post added at 09:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:07 PM ---------- Also thats just "plane" wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hudson 3 Posted March 28, 2012 >At game stop buying mass effect 3 >cute girl at counter >start talking to her as no one else is in the line >get a boner >Press it up against the counter to hid it >the conversation picks up as she tells me about her life >one drop of sweat goes down my nose >she sees and leans over to whip it >the second she touches my nose my boner becomes to much to hold back >break the counter and stab the woman in the stomach killing her instantly >being embarrassed spaghetti starts welling up in my pockets >Try to push it down but it comes out at an alarming pace >The store is now filling up with spaghetti >Think "What do" but my body starts banging this dead worker on it's own >About to cum, shit begins to fly out of my ass >cum with enough force that spaghetti comes out of my penis >start drowning in my own spaghetti and cum >just before I black out a cop walks in the door >gets on the floor >Everyone do the dinosaur Alpha as fuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRageWay 0 Posted March 28, 2012 >At game stop buying mass effect 3 >cute girl at counter >start talking to her as no one else is in the line >get a boner >Press it up against the counter to hid it >the conversation picks up as she tells me about her life >one drop of sweat goes down my nose >she sees and leans over to whip it >the second she touches my nose my boner becomes to much to hold back >break the counter and stab the woman in the stomach killing her instantly >being embarrassed spaghetti starts welling up in my pockets >Try to push it down but it comes out at an alarming pace >The store is now filling up with spaghetti >Think "What do" but my body starts banging this dead worker on it's own >About to cum, shit begins to fly out of my ass >cum with enough force that spaghetti comes out of my penis >start drowning in my own spaghetti and cum >just before I black out a cop walks in the door >gets on the floor >Everyone do the dinosaur Alpha as fuck What The Fuck..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stence 1 Posted March 28, 2012 >At game stop buying mass effect 3 >cute girl at counter >start talking to her as no one else is in the line >get a boner >Press it up against the counter to hid it >the conversation picks up as she tells me about her life >one drop of sweat goes down my nose >she sees and leans over to whip it >the second she touches my nose my boner becomes to much to hold back >break the counter and stab the woman in the stomach killing her instantly >being embarrassed spaghetti starts welling up in my pockets >Try to push it down but it comes out at an alarming pace >The store is now filling up with spaghetti >Think "What do" but my body starts banging this dead worker on it's own >About to cum, shit begins to fly out of my ass >cum with enough force that spaghetti comes out of my penis >start drowning in my own spaghetti and cum >just before I black out a cop walks in the door >gets on the floor >Everyone do the dinosaur Alpha as fuck What in the hell..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRageWay 0 Posted March 28, 2012 I really hope that wasnt a true story xD +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angrehorse 3 Posted March 29, 2012 >At game stop buying mass effect 3 >cute girl at counter >start talking to her as no one else is in the line >get a boner >Press it up against the counter to hid it >the conversation picks up as she tells me about her life >one drop of sweat goes down my nose >she sees and leans over to whip it >the second she touches my nose my boner becomes to much to hold back >break the counter and stab the woman in the stomach killing her instantly >being embarrassed spaghetti starts welling up in my pockets >Try to push it down but it comes out at an alarming pace >The store is now filling up with spaghetti >Think "What do" but my body starts banging this dead worker on it's own >About to cum, shit begins to fly out of my ass >cum with enough force that spaghetti comes out of my penis >start drowning in my own spaghetti and cum >just before I black out a cop walks in the door >gets on the floor >Everyone do the dinosaur Alpha as fuck [ATTACH]2223.vB[/ATTACH] Were you high when you did tat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites