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I'm a very friendly and easy to get along with person, I scrim a lot and use teamspeak most of the day. I play on TF2 and CS:S, especially the jailbreak server. My brother is G1McKenzie and just think, WWTD?

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+1 fun guy, friendly, and his voice omg.... it's better than porn, sex, and masturbation combined.

 

This man.... he's the peanut butter to my jelly. He's the butterflies I feel in my belly.

He's the captain and I'm his first mate. He's the chills I feel on my first date. Don't know if I could ever be without him cuz man he completes me. And in time we'll both see...that we're all we need. Cuz he's the apple to my pie. He's the straw to my berry. He's the smoke to my high. And he's the one I wanna marry <3. Cuz he's the one for me. And I'm the one for him. You take the both of us and we're the perfect two. He can be the prince and I can be the princess. He can be the sweet tooth and I can be the dentist. He can be the shoes and I can be the laces. He can be the hearts that I spill on the pages. He can be the vodka and I can be the chaser. He can be the pencil and I can be the paper. He can be as cold as the winter weather, but I don't care as long as we're together.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBqLVLz7vv8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgRaQKSQ59Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2oU7bV1Cq8

 

One day we will have babies called Duckenzies.

 

I will then force him to lather my nipples in a mixture of human feces and pig urine, let my lick the precum of an unemployed asian man off the tip of his penis, allow me to press my tongue into his anus until I can feel the tip of a majestic shit cock. As I caress my tongue like a warrior pleasuring his penis. Quite possibly for the last time as he go into battle.... a hero.

 

And he doesn't even care that I watch hentai foot porn :D.

 

I don't know why he even applied for xG! He could definitely be a smoking hot porn star.

 

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