Why my Mom is Really annoying

[Eniggma 0]

Here's One thing, I make One Slight Mistake and she fucking swears at me....

I was Putting some carrot juice for my mom no biggy but i put it beside the sink she's like "You Are So Stupid Why are you Putting it There Don't You know Somethings Gonna happen" I Got so pissed she is such a Hippocratic I swear She Does it to She leaves Juice there and she dosent do shit when I do it she swears at me. Ok heres another. I was on the laptop on Xenogamers.com than she says "READ!" than im like ok in a minute. I set the Laptop down Than she comes With a book and starts hitting me im like WHAT THE FUCK. than its night i go to bed she comes with a metal pipe and starts smacking me!

[Yugo 0]

She needs to get laid and loosen up a bit. UPTIGHT.

[Mark 0]

this topic is just weird :P Hard to tell if it's true or if it's a troll

[JakeEnglish 2]

I couldn't even fucking read that. If you're really that stupid just put the shit through microsoft word before you post it, holy shit.

[House 1]

What the hell did I just read? I think my eyes threw up

[Oreo 0]

At least your parents give you the opportunity to read, I was blinded and had my ears cut off for sleeping to early on a school night.

[Reflex 2]

This seems like the case of *shades off* Child Abuse.

 

You should seek help. Based on experience,you should chop off your arm and legs.

[Loki 0]

[Megan 1]

I was with you up until the lead pipe :P Readings goooood for you Eniggma! Go read now. :O

[HighSociety 8]

Holy shit my eyes are bleeding.

[MineCrack 62]

Gawd is in your closet, ask him for help.

[Ronaconda 0]

That was kinda confusing, and I honestly don't know why so many people make troll posts like this.