PurplePenguin

It was this or something super abstract.

I'v played on skyscraper before, it's actually really fun

This one is nice

ITT: We admit to embarrassing secrets I'm still somewhat afraid of the dark.

I thought, trees remind me of a breeze. I'll draw a tree.

Although I agree that lego is a good map we certainly over play it on the server, I would love some change. There are plenty of good maps on game banana, Sprinkles just posted some a few posts ago. I understand that lego is a good map and I don't believe it should be removed from the server entirely, but a limit would be great. <3, Purple Penguin

This one has a deep meaning

You think your life sucks? My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day. Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

Enjoy

assiduus usus uni rei deditus et ingenium et artem saepe vincit. -Tullius Cicero Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill.

It'll work if your spray is just boobs or cute animals.

It's a sword ---------- Post added at 12:09 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:07 AM ---------- Their you go fine sir

So after checking out the Avatar and Sprays section and browsing for about 5 minutes I got frustrated with the huge amount of threads asking for sprays. For that reason I have decided to make an easy to follow guide on how to make your own awesome spray or avatar! What you need: Creativity. A sense of humor. MS Paint. If you don't have it you can get it here: http://download.microsoft.com/download/winntwks40/paint/1/nt4/en-us/paintnt.exe STEP ONE: Get creative, think of what you want your picture to look like. If you are making this for someone else than carefully read their post and make a picture that is exactly what they ask for. Exactly. In this case I will be using this post. I have censored the name for utmost security. I chose to aid this poster because he "would like one very must." So if we read his post we see that he wants one that looks like his "Logo or steam profile thing." I labeled his logo and steam logo thing so you can see what I'm talking about (The 1 and 2.) So first we are going to Open MSpaint. It can be found in C: > Windows > System 32. Unless you installed it from the link above, then check your Downloads folder. After opening MSpaint the default resolution is going to be perfect for your spray and avatar creating, so select the paint brush tool. (Under Brushes) For this spray the client wanted something like this logo or steam thing, so I decided to use a lot of bright colors randomly strewn across the page with a purple thrown in for fun. After that add some finishing touches such as your name, for the purposes of security I just put "name". Notice that the "Name" is totally off center, this is to confuse people in game so I can kill them as they read my spray. And their you have it, thanks for reading my guide I hope it helps you make good and thought provoking pictures in the future. <3, Purple Penguin

I know I'm almost 2 months late, but it took a lot of time to make this as flashy as possible. Enjoy!

Hello xG, I joined recently and thought I would give something back to my new bros. In this thread I will be making people avatars and signs in MSpaint. Please do not expect them to be better than my avatar and sign. <3, Purple Penguin

Member Name: PurplePenguin In-Game Name: Purple Penguin Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:5562534 Age: 15 Game Time: CS;S since it was released I have 500 hours played :l. Don't ask Helpful Skills: I can program bad LUA. Install mods and plugins. Roll my tongue.