SkeezyMcMelon

>implying anybody currently meets that standard

A naked man making out with your girlfriend does not make you straight, just beta

>So let me get this straight, you had a naked man in your car? "Yes. He stuck his whole sack on my shoulder." - JustinBieber

lol so gay fagits

Mirin my pro boat-building skillios

Nobody knows the origins of Skeezy McMelon

M.J.O.L.N.I.R. IV Armers lol!

Donate it to my own personal charity dedicated to the advancement of my lifestyle and status so that i get to keep all the money AND look good at the same time

I already have everything I could possibly want, u jelly?

Vote Skeezy McMelon 2011! "The day I become Warden is the day I die!" And the only good Warden, is a dead Warden. rebel4lief

Double-buttass lol Edit: Also, filtering all caps to lower case is very unfun

Spit-spot, tally-ho, spoon-full-o-sugar n' all that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBPS_B2f_P4 THA BEST, YUSS INDEEDY

All CT's do is either freetaze, or taze and kill. There's no real point to it in my opinion, other than to give CT's a cheap kill

I don't like things up my butt