SkeezyMcMelon

>implying anybody currently meets that standard

A naked man making out with your girlfriend does not make you straight, just beta

>So let me get this straight, you had a naked man in your car? "Yes. He stuck his whole sack on my shoulder." - JustinBieber

lol so gay fagits

Mirin my pro boat-building skillios

Nobody knows the origins of Skeezy McMelon

M.J.O.L.N.I.R. IV Armers lol!

Donate it to my own personal charity dedicated to the advancement of my lifestyle and status so that i get to keep all the money AND look good at the same time

I already have everything I could possibly want, u jelly?

Vote Skeezy McMelon 2011! "The day I become Warden is the day I die!" And the only good Warden, is a dead Warden. rebel4lief

Double-buttass lol Edit: Also, filtering all caps to lower case is very unfun

Spit-spot, tally-ho, spoon-full-o-sugar n' all that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBPS_B2f_P4 THA BEST, YUSS INDEEDY

All CT's do is either freetaze, or taze and kill. There's no real point to it in my opinion, other than to give CT's a cheap kill

I don't like things up my butt

Hispanic, 18, Male, Straight Chris, Maryland I work full time in a Residential HVAC company, sheet metal and ♥♥♥♥. Playing/recording music with Billy Mays (Greg), jailbreak and ♥♥♥♥, hanging out with the gf. Avatar is a semi-recent pic, probably 2 or 3 months ago.

..but I couldn't think of anything to say.

no, that's billy mays' name. PROBLEM BILLY LOLOOLOL INTERNET HAS UR INFOS

She's 100% female, which is why i should not have said I would allow a weenie in my backside. I had trouble weaseling my way out of that one.

.."If I had a secret penis, would you let me put it in your butt?" I should not have said yes.

Post whatever the poop you want

.. and boy are my arms tired!

You. Me. BOOM BOOM BOOM.

Happy birthday i got you a present it is a box of dicks LOLOOLLOLL PROBLEM

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