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Posts posted by SkeezyMcMelon
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A naked man making out with your girlfriend does not make you straight, just beta
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>So let me get this straight, you had a naked man in your car?
"Yes. He stuck his whole sack on my shoulder." - JustinBieber
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lol so gay fagits
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Mirin my pro boat-building skillios
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Nobody knows the origins of Skeezy McMelon
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M.J.O.L.N.I.R. IV Armers lol!
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I already have everything I could possibly want, u jelly?
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Vote Skeezy McMelon 2011!
"The day I become Warden is the day I die!"
And the only good Warden, is a dead Warden.
rebel4lief
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Double-buttass lol
Edit: Also, filtering all caps to lower case is very unfun
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Spit-spot, tally-ho, spoon-full-o-sugar n' all that!
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All CT's do is either freetaze, or taze and kill. There's no real point to it in my opinion, other than to give CT's a cheap kill
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I don't like things up my butt
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Hispanic, 18, Male, Straight
Chris, Maryland
I work full time in a Residential HVAC company, sheet metal and ♥♥♥♥.
Playing/recording music with Billy Mays (Greg), jailbreak and ♥♥♥♥, hanging out with the gf.
Avatar is a semi-recent pic, probably 2 or 3 months ago.
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..but I couldn't think of anything to say.
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no, that's billy mays' name. PROBLEM BILLY LOLOOLOL INTERNET HAS UR INFOS
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She's 100% female, which is why i should not have said I would allow a weenie in my backside. I had trouble weaseling my way out of that one.
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.."If I had a secret penis, would you let me put it in your butt?"
I should not have said yes.
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.. and boy are my arms tired!
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You. Me. BOOM BOOM BOOM.
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Happy birthday i got you a present it is a box of dicks LOLOOLLOLL PROBLEM
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"Most Quoted man in xG.... ME!" - JayBreeze
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>implying anybody currently meets that standard