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Aeon

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  1. I was riding around town never giving anyone up when all of a sudden this fat alien comes up to me and is like "Hello husband." I stare at him while he starts to rub his crotch area, I'm not sure why he is doing that, Then he suddenly whips his dick out and slaps the nearest Mexican woman in the face, oddly enough we were in China so I am not sure how that happened. I was very embarrassed at this point because everyone was staring at my "Husband" and laughing. I start to explain that It is most definitely not my "Husband" and that I have no idea why he is an Alien and no one is screaming, but suddenly as I am telling everyone this spaghetti starts to flow out of my pockets and I try to pick it up but I can't grab it all and I start crying because everyone can see my spaghetti. I look to my left and see the Alien eating my spaghetti, I automatically punch him in the ear and everyone gasp because I punch my "Husband". I walk away in a crying spaghetti filled shame back to Texas from China and no one wants to help me because the fat Alien is following me eating my spaghetti. I finally got home....

    I opened the door

    Got on the floor

    Everybody walk the dinosaur.

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