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Its gone but im in pain

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For those who do not know yet i got my tumor removed. BUT MY FUCKING MOUTH WONT STOP BLEEDING AND I CANT EAT OR SPEAK. CHOP OFF MY DICK AND KEEP IT IF YOU MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY.

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Hold your breath.

Pass out

Pain might go away?

???

PROFIT!

Seriously though, I think it's gonna be one of those were you just gotta deal with it. Maybe put some ice or something on it. I'm surprised they didn't prescribe anything to you.

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taught dat tumor not to fuck wit real niqqas

feel better bro

also look on the bright side, at least your mouth is a fucking awesome fountain of blood now, you could put on a wicked zombie costume, gurgle and make disgusting noises at someone random on the street and then spit blood at them and scare the shit out of the media

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