Ero_Sennin78 0 Posted October 29, 2011 I see the most ridiculous ♥♥♥♥ at the register in my life. Mind you these are last minute Impulse buys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buckethead 1 Posted October 29, 2011 Only in... California...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted October 29, 2011 Sounds legit walking out of the store and think "OH ♥♥♥♥ I FORGOT I HAD UNPROTECTED SEX LAST NIGHT AND MORNING SICKNESS, better grab me one of these. Oh I also smoked pot while doing it so I gotta check if the abortionist can find trace amounts of THC in my system. Also forgot I haven't owned a toothbrush in 5 weeks so I better grab one of these, or some gum. And a lighter for some more weed later. Better not forget to pick up my welfare check tonight, too, and I gotta make sure the window is cracked in the beat up chevy so my 7 kids get sum air." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuLLin 1 Posted October 29, 2011 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA ^ you made me laugh, +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKYDADDY 0 Posted October 29, 2011 THAT MAKES ME WANT A HEAVYFIVE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ero_Sennin78 0 Posted October 29, 2011 Sounds legit walking out of the store and think "OH ♥♥♥♥ I FORGOT I HAD UNPROTECTED SEX LAST NIGHT AND MORNING SICKNESS, better grab me one of these. Oh I also smoked pot while doing it so I gotta check if the abortionist can find trace amounts of THC in my system. Also forgot I haven't owned a toothbrush in 5 weeks so I better grab one of these, or some gum. And a lighter for some more weed later. Better not forget to pick up my welfare check tonight, too, and I gotta make sure the window is cracked in the beat up chevy so my 7 kids get sum air." I said the same thing on my facebook but the girl got drunk and a train ran on her vag in a seedy motel. The guy wanted to check his pis before he dropped for his probation officer cause he could not go back to jail and suffer more rape he rather live on the run. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted October 29, 2011 ^bahahahahhahha XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mykhol 1 Posted October 29, 2011 Meh...I saw bongs and a hat pure pink that said "♥♥♥♥♥" when at the dollar store ;3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted October 29, 2011 They sell bongs and hookahs at the local convience store. I think the funniest thing i've found was in a dollar store in Queens. There was a whole wall of molded plastic penises with the title "PARTY FUN" and a bunch of japanese writing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono 372 Posted October 30, 2011 winning Ero, I love you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
