SCENARIO #1: You just got sent to prison

[JimenyCrickets 0]

>Got caught torrenting CP

>Sent to County Jail

>Your roommate is nicknamed "BIG BLACK" and stares angrily at you

>Nervous as ♥♥♥♥, try to start conversation with him

>Doesn't say anything back

>Shower Time in the Penitentiary

>Your roommate big black is in your shower group

>You notice him saying something to the guards

>Guards leave shower

>You hear clicking sound

>doors are locked

>Begin showering

>Big Black knocks the soap out of your hands

>He says "Pick up the soap"

>...

>

>

>yfw

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[Tarin 0]

You don't torrent CP. Wow, you'd have to be a moron to do that.

 

TOR or freenet.

 

Wow.

 

But I'd pick the soap up.

[Heisenberg 1]

I bite his ♥♥♥♥ off

 

NEXT

[Rhododendron 994]

idk use reverse psychology? Tell him you will enjoy it? o.o

[serbiansnaga 9]

i would kill everyone else in the shower and start acting like a madman, then id prob kick him in the balls and repeatedly curb stomp them

[Nighty 2]

i would shove my fist up in his ♥♥♥. O_o

[RussianNinja 0]

You don't torrent CP. Wow, you'd have to be a moron to do that.

 

TOR or freenet.

 

Wow.

 

But I'd pick the soap up.

 

I agree id let the big black man ♥♥♥♥ THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF ME!!!!

[Xepher 3]

Say I'm done cleaning myself and exit the shower?

[Mayeski 0]

I'd rebooble.

[Jacksparrow 0]

I would act like an ostrich and if he approached me i would ♥♥♥♥ing start biting him like i was a mutha ♥♥♥♥in vampire

[Heisenberg 1]

I'd clench my buttox so hard it would crush his winkydoodle

 

...that would work, right? Yehhhhhh

[XxEproxX 2]

I would already have on the Iron butt. Unless he has a diamond ♥♥♥♥... then im ♥♥♥♥ed..

[Jacksparrow 0]

^^^^^^ that