Heisenberg 1 Posted December 11, 2011 So I'm bored, my desktop is broken, I banned myself on minecraft by accident, so why not play a game on the forums? It's called the survival game, add points if it applies. Simple stuff. Yes there will be many typos because I'm tired as ♥♥♥ cheeks. GO Would you survive a SHTF (♥♥♥♥ hit the fan) situation or TEOTWAWKI (The end of the world as we know it)? Equipment 1. The best firearm I own is: a. None (-15) b. "Tier 1" Low-end non-offensive weapons, including the Mosin Nagant, single shot shotguns/rifles, crossbows, bows, non-tactical .22s, and black powder (-5) c. "Tier 2" Lower-end firearms, Hunting shotguns (R870, M500) with a limiter, Low end pistols such as Hi-point, charter arms, or Kel-tec. Cheap rifles or carbines such as the Hi-point carbine, tactical .22s, or Lower end hunting/sniper rifles. (+5) d. "Tier 3" Mid-range weapns. Lower end "assault weapons" such as direct-impingement AR15s, SKS', or AK47s. "Assault / Riot" shotguns (Benelli M4, Stoeger). High end sniper rifles (Remington 700, Savage 111), pistols such as a Glock 17 or Smith and Wesson M&P9 (+15) e."Tier 4" High-end weapons. High end assault rifles (Bushmaster ACR, Smith and Wesson M&P, FN SCAR). Civilian legal supressed weapons or SBR's. (+25) f. "Tier 5" Military weaponry. Fully automatic assault rifles, SMGs, shotguns. Anti-tank weapons and explosives (M79, M32) (+35 o.O) 2.My profiency with these weapons are: a. I never fired or saw a gun (-15) b. I suck (-10) c. I am decent (0) d. I shoot them enough to feel comfortable (+5) e. I have military-style or tactical training (+10) 3.The amount of ammo I have is: a. NONE NOW STOP ASKING ME ABOUT GUNS (-5) b. 1-500 rounds (0) c. 501-1500 rounds (+5) d. 1501-2500 rounds (+10) e. 2501-5000 rounds (+15) f. 5000+ rounds (+20) 4. For knives, I have: a. Butter knife (0) b. Multitools or swiss army knives (+5) c. Fighting and/or utility knife (Glock knives, Kabar) (+5) d. C and I am proficient with it (+10) e. Both D and B (+15) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted December 11, 2011 5. My body armor is: a. Phone books and duct tape (0) b. Soft-body armor (kevlar) (+10) c. Ceramic plated military-style (+15) 6. My Bug-out-bag is: a. Lol wats a bug out beg (-5) b. Empty (0) c. Filled and ready for action (+10) Knowlage 6. For plans I have: a. Nothing (-10) b. Some idea of where to go, but I havent thought it out (-5) c. A safe plan (+5) d. An actually safe plan, including routes, alternate routes, alternate plans, maps, scenerios (+20) 7. My (climate's) survival skills are: a. Terribad (-10) b. Decent (0) c. Great (+5) d. I could live in the wilderness like a boss (+15) 8. In the apocalyspe I'm going to: a. Have so much fun. I can be like rambo or kill zombies and sex with womens! (-10) b. Have fun looting and offing people I don't like (-10) c. Actually try to survive instead of being a derp (0) d. Probably die because I accept the fact that my chances of survival are thin. An hero'ing might be my only option if I live in a dense city without a way out. (+5) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted December 11, 2011 9. I'm planning for (pick all that apply): a. supervirus/superflu/pandemic/whatever (+10) b. zombie apocalyspe (-100, you are a derp) c. Opressive government (+10) d. Nuclear war (+5) e. Conventional war on my land (+5) f. Economic collaspe (+10) 10. My hobbies include (pick all that apply) a. Reading (+5) b. Survivalism (+10) c. Being a corporate whore (-5) d. Having a social life (-5) e. Magic tricks (0 :S) f. None if the internet goes down (-10) g. ♥♥♥♥ting in the woods (Why would that be a hobby :O) h. Pyschology (+5) 11. For first aid, I can (pick all that apply) a. Perform minor surgery, for lacerations or bullet wounds (+25) b. Stitch wounds correctly (+10) c. Cauterize a wound correctly (+5) d. Bandage something (0) e. Make a sling (+5) f. I know the main arteries/veins and know when to apply a tournikit (+10) g. I know the organs of the body and thier anatomical position (+5) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Count your scores! This is only a game and isn't completely reflective of an actual situation. I got a 165. BIACH -180 to 0: Sheeple Going to die within the first few weeks, probably of starvation or being killed 1-100: Mall Ninja Going to live a hard few weeks, but get used to it. You're more prepared than most people. There's a chance you'll snap due to the lack of internet furries. 101-150: Survivor You're very prepared and will live. Hopefully. 151+: Master Surviving for you is going to be no problem. You are a born survivor, or as pyschotherapists like to say, a Paranoid Schitzofrenic/Pyschopath. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TipsyMidget 0 Posted December 12, 2011 170 Master hell yeah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdoba 0 Posted December 12, 2011 haha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your 170.... Im a survivor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TipsyMidget 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Teen, 14, Escapes After Being Held Hostage for Five Months this guy gets automatic Super Master Share this post Link to post Share on other sites