Why America is Great

[Duplolas 1]

1. When you search "american flag" in bing 2 of the 6 pictures are of women wearing the american flag as a bikini

 

2. Women can look sexing when wearing the american flag. Where else does this?

 

3. Bikinis with the american flag are made in america.

 

4. A lot of europeon countries such as germany france or russia only have 3 stripes on their flag. We have 13 and 50 fucking star biotch!

 

5. We are the inventors of the cinema

 

6. Our women shave

 

7. We fight wars for no reason making us the ultimate troll

 

8. We invented rock and roll

 

9. We invented burger king, mc donalds, arbys, taco bell, dunkin donuts, and almost every fast food place in the world.

 

10. We invented dirty jokes, yo mama jokes, and any joke funny in society.

[Foxxy 2]

You're fat and in debt. Argument invalid. CANADA!

[Complicated 1]

To bad the American citizens are slaves to the government xD

[Duplolas 1]

American: Your bacon is round.

Canadian: (head explodes)

American: That there is some mighty funny stuff there eh?

Canadian: (body explodes)

American: STOP TRYING TO BE AUSTRALIAN MATE!

Australian: (head explodes)

 

OH YA AMERICA ALSO INVENTED WEED AND MANY OTHER FUN THINGS!

[Complicated 1]

how can you invent weed? lol

[PapiChulo 7]

how can you invent weed? lol

 

Its just like how I invented grass, not that hard.

[Xepher 3]

This thread

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svYQG_BnAls

[Foxxy 2]

I invented LSD

[Duplolas 1]

We invented the use of weed and the mass production of "medical marajuwana"

 

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This thread

No this thread:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEpwBVXbKhs

 

We invented youtube too

[Unique 0]

OH YA AMERICA ALSO INVENTED WEED AND MANY OTHER FUN THINGS!

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[Duplolas 1]

GAME OVER... I WIN: http://americanflagbikini.net/images/jessica-pace-flag-bikini.jpg

 

Also we invented facebook and videogames

[PapiChulo 7]

Just stop ...lol

[Heisenberg 1]

1+2+3. Wearing the flag as clothing is unconstitutional. The constitution says that that is defacing the flag, and is very disrespectful.

 

4. A flag's detail does not represent the country itself. England has a nice flag, but is a terrible country (sorry Segway)

 

5. False, Louis Lumiere made the first motion picture.

 

6. This does not represent the nation as a whole. I know plently of girls who don't shave.

 

7. We have a massive national debt because of this. Thanks, world police.

 

8. True, but it was a combination of black soul music which our slavery helped create.

 

9. Ancient Rome invented the idea for fast food. Modern methods have made us obese. GG

 

10. Dirty jokes were prominant in ancient Italy/Rome. Insults to mothers have always been made, as it is our instinct to defend our parents.

 

Invalid thread.

 

EDIT: You can't "invent" a plant. Evolution shows us that is impossible except through genetic modification. Medical marijuana has been used since the 3rd Century BCE by Romanians. It is indiginous to Asia and Europe.

[Otherworldly 2]

I am not sure if I should close this.

[Xepher 3]

Steg...how OLD are you actually?