themick07 1 Posted April 17, 2012 Go one by one making a day in jailbreak (it never ends) I'll start "I call warden, out of your cell you are a rebel!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhododendron 994 Posted April 17, 2012 sm_fexec @all "sm_checkmate" ROUND OVER! PS: That command isn't ever enabled on the server, so don't even try attempting it. You will just be wasting your time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reflex 2 Posted April 17, 2012 YES! in a cell with a pistol. *whips it out and aims at mick* WARDEN DEAD FREEDAY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deodate 1 Posted April 17, 2012 "fuckkk, i call warden! All t's freeze!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JakeImpossibru 4 Posted April 17, 2012 *Deos mom comes in* Freeday warden caught watching porn freeday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HighSociety 8 Posted April 17, 2012 Stabs warden and gets m4 and rapes ct team. Round end. ---------- Post added at 11:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:15 PM ---------- !ban @all 0 endgame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JakeImpossibru 4 Posted April 17, 2012 Poncher gets banned and stripped from his powers. *The next round starts!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimenyCrickets 0 Posted April 17, 2012 Random Dude: I call warden Smoker: I call warden (1 second later) Smoker: That was a close one. Let me ask everyone, "Who got warden first?" Everyone: Smoker got it. Somebody, every time: Smoker do you use your dick to unclog the toilet? Smoker: I thought so. And, no I don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killaconor 0 Posted April 17, 2012 "digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! Digger nick! " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orangejuice 6 Posted April 17, 2012 "starts knifing vents hears cts coming jumps up on bed hides in corner till cts take ts outside procedes knifing vent goes into armory grabs awp and deagle shoots smokees head LAST CT SHIT EVERY1 RUN every 1 dies last ct freekills me i get mad !kick @me "Ragequit q.q" game over" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drpedobear 2 Posted April 17, 2012 Cristo: getting all pumbed up (heavy breathing .....REBELLL BITCHEESSS REBELL MOTHER FUCKER REBELLLL!!! ---------- Post added at 07:49 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:43 AM ---------- Cristo: getting all pumbed up (heavy breathing .....REBELLL BITCHEESSS REBELL MOTHER FUCKER REBELLLL!!! last ct freekills me dont think it'd be a freekill xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TobytheSlave 1 Posted April 17, 2012 Simon never said!! Simon never said!!! Taaarrrppp!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duplolas 1 Posted April 17, 2012 I then confuse the fuck out of everyone, manage to get the warden to tarp and freekill, no one calls warden and it becomes warden dead freeday. Everyone then stuipidly decides to get shot and die and all the Cts manage to stay alive besides the 1 warden. I then get lr, do nothing but dodgeball, and kill all the Cts. This is a true story, and it happens everytime im on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angrehorse 3 Posted April 17, 2012 Then Swizz calls warden and then the round goes to shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killaconor 0 Posted April 17, 2012 !guard Tries to call warden over all the 12 year olds yelling "I CALL WARDEN" at start of the round. T uses teleporter into armory and grabs shotgun and kills 4 CT before cells opened making it a free day. T's all rush into armory and kill me. All within 10 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites