Tiberia 1 Posted May 6, 2012 A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. "How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian". "Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MineCrack 62 Posted May 6, 2012 Wow, this is a good story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SyrJirk 14 Posted May 6, 2012 Was the chalk he dropped okay? :o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doublebuttass 0 Posted May 6, 2012 [ATTACH]2642.vB[/ATTACH] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperNarwhal 1 Posted May 6, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angrehorse 3 Posted May 6, 2012 And the student was einstein!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duplolas 1 Posted May 6, 2012 [ATTACH]2644.vB[/ATTACH] Its funny because this is just as likely to be real as God and if there was real proof that he was, he still could look like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LostCause 2 Posted May 6, 2012 America Is the Shit Man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SyrJirk 14 Posted May 7, 2012 [ATTACH=CONFIG]2644[/ATTACH] Its funny because this is just as likely to be real as God and if there was real proof that he was, he still could look like this. Considering man was made in God's image...no its not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
