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Heisenberg

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  1. Posted

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

     

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    HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE.. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER – YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHER HALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIR FULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES’ ROCKY RACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON’S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITE MY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU’LL GROW AN ADAM’S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT.

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  2. Posted

    A lot of the oldfags left (otherworldly, syn, nova, pyro, poncher, duke, blooddevil, topaz, Mr.Snackbar, Ms.Snackbar, Slippery, Maasie, Trif, me, etc.). The majority left because they couldnt handle both clanning and real life, or just joined a different clan (usually Deviant). I play on the HG JB once in a while, I don't think I've seen you on :O The only guy I really know by name on there is reddevil, he's a nice guy.

     

    DAYMAN! AHAHHHHH FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN!! AHAHAAAAAA CHAMPION OF THE SUN!

  3. Posted

    Because the government has billions of places to do cuts that wouldnt affect anybody that much. I got a friend that has to work 2 jobs when he's not at school JUST FOR FUCKING SCHOOL ALREADY. This is unfair and you do not understand this situation from our point of view. We already pay 2 taxes on EVERYTHING. Why would we FUCKING PAY MORE?

    You're only paying $1000 more, while in the US we have a $3 trillion national debt and our college costs go up about 5% each year (more than $1000), but instead of going to help the debt, the colleges are (mostly) private and they make HUGE profits while everyone else gets screwed. We can't even get jobs here anymore. I had to change my major because psychology is such a fucked job now.

     

    Meh, instead of bitching at the canadians, bitch at the extreme conservatives in the u.s. that refuse to do anything that is even slightly different from a 200+ year old constitution..

    Bitch at the liberals AND conservatives for trying to fuck everything up. Not to mention liberals have no clue about gun control :P

  4. Posted

    "Quebec currently has the lowest tuition rates of any province in Canada, with a year of university education costing just over $2,100 on average. The proposed increase, pitched as a solution to the province’s budget shortfall, would bring it up to just under $3,800. The protests began on February 13, when students at Laval University staged a boycott, which was soon joined by the much larger University of Montreal. The protests soon spiralled out to most of the province, reaching its peak on March 22 when 300,000 people arrived at a rally in Montreal. Much like the Occupy Protests, the Quebec students have been used as a banner for a large variety of causes – with many people tying the tuition hike to broader issues of corporate greed and neoliberalism[4]."

     

    Why the FUCK would you all get buttmad and riot over a $1700 increase in college! Do you know how much it costs in the US? I'm shelling out $20,000 for my first year to go to a fairly decent school. Do you know how FUCKED we are compared to you all?

     

    WHY.

     

    Love, Heisenberg

  9. Posted

    I can't get DayZ to work. After hours of troubleshooting and pedantic tweaking, I get this messege and have no fucking clue what to do.

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    What do?

     

    In case it's hard to read, it says: "John: "you can't play/edit this mission; it is dependent on downloadable content that has been deleted dayz code, day z weapons, (etc.)"

     

    I installed it just like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjWFv1CUa6Y

    along with CBA and that extended libraries thing.

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  13. Posted

    Airsoft, actual tactics. Paintball is to Call of Duty MW3, while Airsoft is to BF3, albiet the fan bases are switched.

     

    Xbox 360, all my friends have it, and it's ok. I don't really need it per se and I would gladly trade it in for a case of M855 5.56

  22. Posted

    Ok, so here's what's going on. We all have our reasons for leaving. I have mine, Duke has his, et cetera. I'm not going to list them and make you all rage at me, but I mainly joined Dev because a lot of my old xG friends were in it.

     

    But you all seem to take this a bit too seriously :/ I mean, cmon, if you don't have mod+, then what's my obligation for staying? I leave and everyone gets mad at me? Really? I play with my friends and you hate me? I think you all need to realize that it's all just a game; I spend part of my recreational time playing games to relieve the stress of everyday life. I'm not trying to "take xG down".

     

    Hell, I wouldn't have ever heard of xG if my friend Mark didn't invite me to play on jailbreak that one June afternoon. I came here by chance, and I played hundreds of hours on xG servers.

     

    Uh, I don't know where I'm going with this, so yeah.

     

    Tl;dr: it's all for fun