ShakeNBake

Dems be pretty drawings :O I like the first one a lot.

I made this post before we talked in Teamspeak :O And okay.

Tarin had said a few days ago that he read somewhere that Duck Hunt was banned from the server. Then today, smoker had said that he had plans on playing it in JB. Uh....so which is it? Banned or not? And i'm going to assume that a game that is BANNED can't be played even if you're a mod/admin.

+1 For this map!

Its funny cause people said the last CT song was from megaman...and I thought they weren't lying D:

BTW this is basically a joke thread D: I'll just occasionally play FRLR and jokingly say "D'you guys hate me yet?" No, i'm not trying to get hated. Yes, Papi, im gey :O

Every time I call warden I think to myself "Who's going to hate me for being warden THIS round?" My mission to become the most hated warden on the servers has been in progress for some time now, and I was just wonderin' how much progress I've been making lately :O Feel free to let me know how I'm doing! I won't stop till I have ALL the hate >:]

Pshaw. Your secrets are forever safe on the internet.

More original ranks please! And I DEMAND that one rank is Supreme Bacon Commander!

I won't lie, I always warn the CTs when i'm warden to GET THE ♥♥♥♥ AWAY FROM THEM, but they rarely listen. I think of it more as Darwin's Law when they get killed, which doesn't really bother me.

I find that most people treat it as cell hopping, and kill you for it, assuming they manage to figure out who it was and no kill the wrong person.

D8 No! We don't want to be a sausage fest :( In all seriousness, I think it may just take some people to come around. What Carrissimi said also applies with some people. And I think of you as a human being! :D

As a socially awkward male with a girlfriend IRL I take offense to this >:[ ---------- Post added at 06:00 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:57 PM ---------- Also, I've literally never had a mod take any action to a freekill i've reported in admin chat. Over jb. Not once. I'm considering buying minecraft and just becoming a hermit on it.

Well you can wait until christmas like any normal kid. Or you can go to more unconventional lengths... First, you need to create a scenario where you get hurt. And I mean hurt. You don't actually have to get as hurt as you plan on pretending to be, but in order to make it look real you have to suck it up and take one for yourself. Maybe getting a soccer ball to the head will help. The injury can range anywhere from a slight jarring to being knocked out or killed depending on how hard it is, so try to aim in the middle, like a mild concussion. Just get a buddy to kick a ball as hard as he can at your head. Face or back of the head works. Preferably from the side, though. A baseball will work even better. Now, make it look bad. REALLY bad. Hell you might even miss school until christmas which is a huge bonus. Otherwise, make it seem like you may be in a state where you might die. When you're lying on your bed and your parents are asking you what they could possibly do for you, you say. Mom...dad....I'd really like the game Sanctum. Next step=??? Profit.

You should probably go back and work on what you wrote cause half of it doesn't even make sense. I'm going to guess that your first sentence is referring to the fact that you didn't know about the ban requests section of HG's forums. Um...what does that have to do with anything? It was a matter of you being banned because you were in xG, then going on their forums and getting an unban and saying we suck balls. It doesn't matter if you ACTUALLY quit xG or not. Also nice job bashing me in your moderator submission. REALLY shows the maturity you have and what you have to offer the servers. Which is to say, f**k all to both. And you're 13. You don't have swag. Trolls and little kids don't have swag. If you want to live in further denial of that fact, you can join JETZ. Me saying "I dont care" meant that I didn't care that it was back in august, and that your disloyalty to xG still stands as a result of what you said. Nice job trying to twist my words to your benefit by thinking that it's a moot point because i said "i dont care", too bad it failed. Also, was playing on their DM server worth the time to say that we "suck balls"? If so, yes I have a problem with it. You probably should too, since xG members aren't allowed to go on HG servers. So you effectively wasted your time and any good standing with xG with that comment. Nicely done. Also wow. People who say "IF I GET MOD I WILL STOP TROLLING" are pathetic. Seriously? It isn't hard to just NOT troll. Grow the hell up, and prove that you can actually be worth your salt as a mod BEFORE you get the powers a mod has. You know, the sensible way to do it? I'm sick of people joining xG and immediately going after mod in the hopes of abusing powers and expecting immediate respect for it. It disgusts me and degrades the whole of xG, and thats exactly the impression you give off by even making this moderator submission. ---------- Post added at 09:56 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:53 AM ---------- Again, bashing people in your own moderator submission, when YOU have more to answer to than ANYONE else. SERIOUSLY? Good god. TL;DR You aren't loyal. Mods should be. Get out.

Firstly, you have to type it into team chat. By typing with @ At the start, you go into "admin chat" So all the admins can see what you say. What you really want to type is, for example @freekiller ShakeNBake I was already out of my cell Start with the @, type freekill so admins know its about a freekill, then give a description about the nature of the freekill.

Another one would be a map specific game, on Lunar. Give the Ts 5 seconds to pick fridges. Close em up once they're in. A CT who didnt witness them go into the fridges comes and picks a fridge and opens up on it. Repeat

The direction game is basically this. Except the warden types the direction ahead of time into CT chat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raAx8ehfRVU&feature=related

Ok, so i'm sure that i'm not the only one who would rather there be more games in MOTD so that our days can be more creative, WITHOUT having to need an admin online to give the OK. The admins have lives too, so they can't always be there. So, i'm making this threat with the intent being to post suggestions of what you might want to see in MOTD. Maybe if we get enough good ideas, they might be added in. I would ALSO like to suggest that there be a rule in MOTD that says you MUST announce that you are playing a game before playing AND announce that they are no longer playing it, rather than having a warden just randomly say 'Last reaction jump" And expecting the Ts to comply. I haven't double checked to see if it's in there, but I've seen it happen so often that I'd imagine it isn't, excluding Simon Says. Now, for new games, I've got a few in mind here. "Direction game" (for lack of a better name) The warden has Ts line up or spread out. The Ts must face a single direction, being north, south, east, or west (Directions would probably be based off of walls in the room) The warden then calls out a direction. Any Ts that are facing that direction are then killed. Then the warden lets the Ts pick a new direction, while he picks one to call out. The Ts are allowed to SLIGHTLY use WASD to adjust themselves, since in CS, sometimes the head of a person will turn but not the body. "Terrorist Season (Duck hunt)" The Ts are given two locations that they must run back and forth from. Each time they go from one place to the other, it is considered a "round". Only one (maybe two, depending on how many Ts there are) CT is allowed to fire, and they may only fire once (You'd generally play this game with an AWP) This could also be done in pool, with the terrorists jumping off the high diving boards. "Angry ball" A death soccer game. The Ts remain in death soccer, while ONE CT with an Awp shoots the ball at random intervals. Ts may knife the ball. The CT MUST aim for the ball, and If the CT hits a terrorist, the game must end. Whether or not the CT is to be slayed is subject to change.

I'm finding that the rule that a game has to be in MOTD is pretty limiting for the server. Yeah, I know that its to prevent freekilling and misunderstanding of games and things to that extent, but i'm really not too keen on doing the same boring ol' ♥♥♥♥ just cause there isn't an admin on to give me the thumbs up for an idea that I came up with. I'd like to suggest that the community put forth their ideas on a few games to be added to the MOTD that can be ok'ed by admins, so that they can be used on the JB server.

WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY. Or is my internet just stupid? Cause I cant get on the servers D:

Since when does BlueRaja have teamban power?

Ill change my vote to a +1 if I see him doing well in-game.

Now, I know a good portion of our clan actually have lives and go to school, work, and such. So, the idea of getting mods to be online, patrollin' the servers in the wee hours may be a bit more of a pipe dream that we all want. But I think that it's during those times that a very considerable portion of freekilling and rulebreaking takes place. Im mostly posting this as a means to sort of nudge all you lil mods and admins out there who have sold your souls to CS:S in the hopes of having you stick around on late and early hours just a little bit more than you usually do (If you can, of course)