Necromancer

Ok I got a plan, carpet bomb the entire area of where Dora lives, including city, they might take that as mercy from that kind of torture

When you are AWPing and a teammate gets in your way when you are taking a shot and you team kill, losing money. Some times I kill the teammate and the enemy

Shooting someone in the head 10 times and only do like 18 dmg

When point blank nova fails

When god-like five-seven fails me

I HATE WHAT THEY DID TO THE DEAGLE AND ITS RECOIL

you move not even a step when throwing any type of nade and it misses

Dust 2 being #1 map

p90 bullshit that makes stop moving when hit by it

I don't mind the enemy using Autos or other noob weapons, I take it as a compliment and usually kill them and take it for myself

Today I'll show you how to survive the upcoming PLAGUE which will kill us all

If it is gonna kill us all, then trying to survive is kind of pointless :P

It shouldn't be a big deal, not really a crime or violation

Sure as long as people will go on it at least once a while

1: Blame the DL's even though it may or may not of been their fault

2: They dead

3: Cause a lot of people are like "let's play CS:GO jailbreak" populating it to like 10 people, then leave in less than 5 mins because they want to play some irrelevant game, making the people in there leave, because there are almost no people on the server anymore D:

4: Because Trade servers OP and probably due to F2P (not sure tho)

5: Because they probably think it doesn't need improving, which it obviously does.

6: l4d is kinda of a meh game (doesn't catch my attention at least)

7: Blame the person who is suppose to do it

8: When the servers went to shit

9: Because deep inside you want it to be back the way it was, but most likely wont

If only csgo had sprays in the first place

+1 +1 +1 +1 +1

Demote them!

Bleed is not allowed to drive cars

Good, @Bleed is a bad driver most likely.

probably would +1

What is steam

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

Oh, baby don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

 

What is steam

Yeah

 

Oh, I don't know why you're not there

I give you my steam, but you don't care

So what is right and what is wrong

Gimme a sign

 

What is steam

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

What is steam

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

 

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

 

Oh, I don't know, what can I do

What else can I say, you don't use steam

I know we're one, just me and you

I can't go on

 

What is steam

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

 

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

 

What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh

What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh

 

What is steam

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

 

Don't hurt me

Don't hurt me

 

I want no other, no other messager

This is your life, our time

When we are together, I need you forever

Is it steam

 

What is steam

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

What is steam

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)

 

What is steam

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

What is steam

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)

 

What is steam?

So beautiful

Place where brain cells die

I don't know but I'm blaming @Bleed

Just pretend its his fault

Well I know the original owned of the Oculus Rift is having a nice vacation for life.

Hi.

Bye

Q: Why are 9/11 victims considered the fastest readers in the world?

A: They went through 90 stories in 30 seconds

Q: How are black people and semen the same?

A: Only one in a million succeed

Q: How do you get an emo down from a tree?

A: You cut the rope

Q: Why do Orphans play baseball?

A: They'll never find home

Q: Why is there no black guy in the game "clue'?

A: Because then it would be called "Solved"

Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?

A: he saw the gas bill

A Muslim walks into a bar... no one survives

#KeepLQbanned2014-forever

+1 seems like a cool guy, active from what I see and knows what the fuck he is doing on CSS soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ya

Also @@Chrono is a baddy

BOUT FUCKING TIME

I would like a mini-games and scrim server too

ducked? <-- toplel gotta love that censoring

Not really gonna do anything, might hang with some amigos. On a more serious note, please be safe when going out tonight, you gotta make sure to check candy for syringes, they've become a serious problem recently.

especially pop rocks

also wtf is with you not able to say f*cked

Canceled because Ohio has shitty weather