ScumbagSkarmory

Life is like a box of condoms, it only holds so much until it breaks.

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When you update your status but don't tell people how are you doing o3o

I've been having Wi-Fi problems so I won't be on until they're fixed

Ee-go-sai

When you're gonna think of something witty but end up forgetting it as you type it out.

Update your status...

noot

*bad memes here*

So my dad saw a crash happen today, a police cruiser and a white van, women gets out screaming at officer with phone and dog in both hands