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Hello Lads and Lassies I am the the not so wise muzzle. Ask me any question and I will reveal the best possible option. I will give you a step by step process. So please ask questions i need something to do :)

@Insane @matthewbt @HachikoTachibana @Goblin @Barmithian @Forest @DrLee

@FoRgE @apuppy @Fiery8022

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Muzzle how do I get a girl to like me? because all of the ladies can't handle the Matthew.

Young Canadian Matt it's simple follow these steps

Muzzle's Steps to get Females

  • Buy them shit
  • Don't give the girl Viagra
  • Don't ask about queeffing
  • Be a dick
  • Don't talk. Listen.
  • Wear a mask
  • Rule the world

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Muzzle I can fit three beef n' fixins in my mouth.

But I want to fit four in my mouth for my boyfriend.

How can I get the fourth one in?

Muzzle's Guide to putting dicks in your mouth.

  • Plastic Surgery
  • Smaller dicks
  • Alcohol
  • Wrenches work
  • Expand your jaw
  • Find a boyfriend who doesn't have four dicks

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Muzzle how do I get Senpai to notice me?

( @Vector @kbraszzz @Goblin )

Muzzle's Guide to getting people to notice you.

  • Boobs
  • More boobs
  • Tight pants
  • Be African
  • Shoot them

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I keep getting guys trying to date me but I always refuse because I don't like them that way. How can I make them stop?

Muzzle'a Guide to get boys away!

  • Call Muzzle's Hitman Hotline
  • Kill them
  • Hide the bodies
  • Ignore them
  • Tell them you have gential herpes
  • Get pubic lice
  • Tell them your on there period
  • Say "oh you silly boys I'm just a girl gamer."
  • Grow a dick

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Oh Meezel, how do I grow the essence of a black men but also contain shweg while on the way to Berlin; riding a nuclear bomb down into the city square with Hitler who's riding a magic carpet?

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Should I go with the ribbed or ultra ribbed condom?

Muzzle's Guide to Condoms

  • Don't get a bitchy Girlfriend/Boyfriend
  • Supreme Ribbed Condoms always work best
  • Get Trojan Fire and Ice
  • Get any medication that will make her/his lower body feel numb
  • If any of these don't work dick slap them

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Oh Meezel, how do I grow the essence of a black men but also contain shweg while on the way to Berlin; riding a nuclear bomb down into the city square with Hitler who's riding a magic carpet?

Muzzle's Guide to traveling to Berlin

  • Time Travel back to the 1930-40s
  • Get a Slave
  • Go back to present day
  • Make three Sacrifices to Lucifer
  • Say new lingo like the cool kids
  • Find a Hitler impersonator
  • Drug him
  • Shoot Aladdin
  • Steal the Carpet
  • Shit Rainbows

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Muzzle how do eat food without sp00ns

Muzzle's Guide to Non-Spoons

  • Kill your best friend
  • Subscribe to pornhub
  • Play Portal 2
  • Receive Cereal
  • Say Biggy Smalls three times in the Bathroom
  • Get shot

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