Snackbar 38 Posted September 10, 2011 [ATTACH]425.vB[/ATTACH] I got you this kitten. His name is Sprinkles and he loves you. You have to feed him and clean up his poop and love him unconditionally. One day he will grow to be greater than Simba and twice as mighty as Mufasa. He will teach you love and compassion for living things and the two of you will grow to be the very bestest of friends. He is also the worlds best accountant, and when he meows, cookies rain from the sky. I hope you like him. <3 Snackbar 1 realBelloWaldi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drinkdapee00 0 Posted September 10, 2011 Hey silence I wrote you this from the bottom of my heart. >walk into Gamestop >hot ♥♥♥ cashier >"Hi welcome to Gamestop!' >get so nervous i start to fart >"Are you okay?" >she touches my shoulder >♥♥♥♥ pants >ask if they have a bathroom >"Here, I'll show you" >leads me by hand into bathroom >"uhhhm...thanks" >she rips off my pants >♥♥♥♥ everywhere >bends me over >starts to lick my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clean >she starts moanig >she starts smearing ♥♥♥♥ all over face >she starts roaring in ecstacy >roaring >she is a bear >realize bear is eating my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ >bear keeps nibbling on all my asshairs, cleaning off dingle berries >♥♥♥♥ into bears mouth >roars of pleasure, bear begins to swish my brown ♥♥♥♥ in and out of it's teeth, i can see my ♥♥♥♥ >♥♥♥♥ more into bears mouth >bear is now gurgling, struggling to swallow all of my ♥♥♥♥ >rears are running down its face because it smells so bad >bear is roaring and gurgling on my putrid ♥♥♥♥ >voice outside "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THAT!" >manager opens the door >gets on the floor >ev♥e♥ry♥bo♥♥dy walk the dinosaur Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easy 7 Posted September 10, 2011 hey silence i wrote you this from the bottom of my heart. >walk into gamestop >hot ♥♥♥ cashier >"hi welcome to gamestop!' >get so nervous i start to fart >"are you okay?" >she touches my shoulder >♥♥♥♥ pants >ask if they have a bathroom >"here, i'll show you" >leads me by hand into bathroom >"uhhhm...thanks" >she rips off my pants >♥♥♥♥ everywhere >bends me over >starts to lick my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clean >she starts moanig >she starts smearing ♥♥♥♥ all over face >she starts roaring in ecstacy >roaring >she is a bear >realize bear is eating my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ >bear keeps nibbling on all my asshairs, cleaning off dingle berries >♥♥♥♥ into bears mouth >roars of pleasure, bear begins to swish my brown ♥♥♥♥ in and out of it's teeth, i can see my ♥♥♥♥ >♥♥♥♥ more into bears mouth >bear is now gurgling, struggling to swallow all of my ♥♥♥♥ >rears are running down its face because it smells so bad >bear is roaring and gurgling on my putrid ♥♥♥♥ >voice outside "what the ♥♥♥♥ is that!" >manager opens the door >gets on the floor >ev♥e♥ry♥bo♥♥dy walk the dinosaur wtf!?!!? Ew Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serbiansnaga 9 Posted September 10, 2011 the cat will be dead within an hour of u giving it to silence, tis better to keep it safeguarded in ur hands lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snackbar 38 Posted September 10, 2011 Well if it dies, he will learn about the circle of life. PLus then he can sell it to the chinese buffet down the street for PROFITS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doublebuttass 0 Posted September 10, 2011 he doesnt need profit/ he has enough already Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted September 10, 2011 Awwwww scottish fold kitty <3333 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
