SgtBanana 0 Posted October 29, 2011 <TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer <TRG> so she put it in mine <TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn <TRG> that got into the action right away <TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer <TRG> opens up windows media players <TRG> and the porn starts playing <TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh ♥♥♥♥" <TRG> but then... <TRG> she goes berserk <TRG> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!" <TRG> and she took out a HAMMER <TRG> and smashed the ♥♥♥♥ing CD <TRG> it was the best thing ever <TRG> not only was I completely off the hook <TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit <TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us Source: QDB: Quote #779288 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orangejuice 6 Posted October 30, 2011 yes yes seems legit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hudson 3 Posted October 30, 2011 Interesting. A little of a cook of a mom whoever wrote this first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BTYM 0 Posted October 31, 2011 I hate Christian parents. One of my friends came out to his parents a while ago, and they were so terrible about it that he nearly killed himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otherworldly 2 Posted November 1, 2011 lol im agnostic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
