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<TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer

<TRG> so she put it in mine

<TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn

<TRG> that got into the action right away

<TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer

<TRG> opens up windows media players

<TRG> and the porn starts playing

<TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh ♥♥♥♥"

<TRG> but then...

<TRG> she goes berserk

<TRG> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!"

<TRG> and she took out a HAMMER

<TRG> and smashed the ♥♥♥♥ing CD

<TRG> it was the best thing ever

<TRG> not only was I completely off the hook

<TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit

<TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us

 

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I hate Christian parents. One of my friends came out to his parents a while ago, and they were so terrible about it that he nearly killed himself.

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