JimenyCrickets 0 Posted November 19, 2011 >Got caught torrenting CP >Sent to County Jail >Your roommate is nicknamed "BIG BLACK" and stares angrily at you >Nervous as ♥♥♥♥, try to start conversation with him >Doesn't say anything back >Shower Time in the Penitentiary >Your roommate big black is in your shower group >You notice him saying something to the guards >Guards leave shower >You hear clicking sound >doors are locked >Begin showering >Big Black knocks the soap out of your hands >He says "Pick up the soap" >... > > >yfw [ATTACH]842.vB[/ATTACH] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarin 0 Posted November 19, 2011 You don't torrent CP. Wow, you'd have to be a moron to do that. TOR or freenet. Wow. But I'd pick the soap up. 1 BillyMays reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted November 19, 2011 I bite his ♥♥♥♥ off NEXT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhododendron 994 Posted November 19, 2011 idk use reverse psychology? Tell him you will enjoy it? o.o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serbiansnaga 9 Posted November 19, 2011 i would kill everyone else in the shower and start acting like a madman, then id prob kick him in the balls and repeatedly curb stomp them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighty 2 Posted November 19, 2011 i would shove my fist up in his ♥♥♥. O_o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RussianNinja 0 Posted November 19, 2011 You don't torrent CP. Wow, you'd have to be a moron to do that. TOR or freenet. Wow. But I'd pick the soap up. I agree id let the big black man ♥♥♥♥ THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF ME!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xepher 3 Posted November 19, 2011 Say I'm done cleaning myself and exit the shower? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacksparrow 0 Posted November 20, 2011 I would act like an ostrich and if he approached me i would ♥♥♥♥ing start biting him like i was a mutha ♥♥♥♥in vampire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted November 20, 2011 I'd clench my buttox so hard it would crush his winkydoodle ...that would work, right? Yehhhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxEproxX 2 Posted November 20, 2011 I would already have on the Iron butt. Unless he has a diamond ♥♥♥♥... then im ♥♥♥♥ed.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites