ScubaCat 0 Posted July 15, 2012 get your gay asses in here. were having a thread about mothafuckin strawberries and everything glorious about them. god damn i fucking love strawberries. reminds me of fucking sex. they are just so damn good, there red as fuck you gotta know there good than they also have that thing where they dont stay good for very long, like maybe a day or two. thats fucking amazing. they are taunting you to eat them. they are saying "yo faggot, you cant eat us in a day. were gonna go old before you eat us all you pussy" you tell those straw berries to fuck off and you eat every god damn one of them. holy shit i cannot express to you how fucking delicious they are. imagine riding a unicorn over a rainbow and scooping mouthfuls of rainbows and eating them. god damn. post in this fucking thread if you fucking know the glory of strawberries, the mother fucking master race of berries. [ATTACH]3134.vB[/ATTACH] god damn look at that fucker. you know you want to just eat it up like its pussy [ATTACH]3135.vB[/ATTACH] perfect fucking serving size if you ask me, look at them. they want you to eat them. [ATTACH]3136.vB[/ATTACH] look at this fucker. its shaped like a god damn heart, you know its good for you if its shaped like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HighSociety 8 Posted July 15, 2012 /movetorandomanduseless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScubaCat 0 Posted July 15, 2012 see this is what happens when im banned. i make stupid shit like this. god dammmit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kbear 0 Posted July 15, 2012 Do I receive a complementary "master race" sticker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LostCause 2 Posted July 15, 2012 Omg i fucking love strawberries i want some right fucking now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Owl 192 Posted July 15, 2012 Strawberry milkshake fuck yeah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buckethead 1 Posted July 15, 2012 Man, I love me some berries of strawness. Chocolate covered, ice cream, milkshakes, shortcakes, smoothies, in cereal, those little red bits in PB&J Gamer Grub, crepes, jelly, strawberries are just amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted July 16, 2012 I once found strawberry flavored condoms at a corner store in Queens. Overpriced as FUCK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reflex 2 Posted July 16, 2012 I once found strawberry flavored condoms at a corner store in Queens. Overpriced as FUCK you live in new york? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
