thefalcon 7 Posted September 16, 2012 Ok so i feel like a douchebag and i feel like an utter idiot. Today we had a marching band concert, we were all chilling before the concert started. My friend and I ask one of the color guard girls if we can borrow their flag. So naturally we start acting like idiots with it and running around. Then him and i get the idea to both grab it and run like faggots. So we do, as we are running there is a pile of sandbags in the way. my friend goes "Were gonna jump it" so we take a leap, my friend drops the flag and it starts to fall. I try to grab it but end up hitting it. Now just on the other side of the sandbags is the girl im going to be asking to homecoming later this week. guess who the flag lands on... It hits her right in the head, swells up like a golf ball and she has to go to the emergency room. So i didnt even get a chance to appologize and now i feel like a complete douchebag...... fuck. my. life :'( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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