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Ew, what's this stupid indie game doing here? I looks like it was made in 1887 with a number 2 pencil. The protagonist, Chara(Who is a GUY, no such thing as agender, filthy SJWs) looks so bored all the time, why couldn't HE get a Voice Actor or some emotion? It looks like the creator couldn't even be bothered to make proper characters, so he appealed to the lowest common denominator. I mean look at Dr. Aphlas, he's such a blatant pervert (like all Otakus are), and we're supposed to LIKE him. and then there's Undyne, who I thought was a guy at first, but then they had to go and shove their "girls are strong as guys" bullshit down our throat, and made her a girl. God, at this rate, Nintendo will eventually "reveal" that Metroid is a guy, just to appease Tumblr.

 

The gameplay is boring, and expects you to be super nice to everyone all the time. I don't load up an RPG to be nice to people, I load up an RPG to kill things and get loot(seriously, it's like expecting me to not yell at a level 20 in WoW for not knowing the dungeon when I try to speedrun it.), but apparently that gets you the "bad" ending, where everything gets destroyed. But if all the furries are eradicatred from the the earth, that's a good ending for me.

 

Overall, this is an overhyped piece of shit that everyone loves because SJW furry filth is everywhere now. I choose to be enlighted and choose to play the REAL modern classic, Five Nights At Freddy's 3, like a REAL person would do.

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Ew, what's this stupid indie game doing here? I looks like it was made in 1887 with a number 2 pencil. The protagonist, Chara(Who is a GUY, no such thing as agender, filthy SJWs) looks so bored all the time, why couldn't HE get a Voice Actor or some emotion? It looks like the creator couldn't even be bothered to make proper characters, so he appealed to the lowest common denominator. I mean look at Dr. Aphlas, he's such a blatant pervert (like all Otakus are), and we're supposed to LIKE him. and then there's Undyne, who I thought was a guy at first, but then they had to go and shove their "girls are strong as guys" bullfudge down our throat, and made her a girl. gosh, at this rate, Nintendo will eventually "reveal" that Metroid is a guy, just to appease Tumblr.

 

The gameplay is boring, and expects you to be super nice to everyone all the time. I don't load up an RPG to be nice to people, I load up an RPG to kill things and get loot(seriously, it's like expecting me to not yell at a level 20 in WoW for not knowing the dungeon when I try to speedrun it.), but apparently that gets you the "bad" ending, where everything gets destroyed. But if all the furries are eradicatred from the the earth, that's a good ending for me.

 

Overall, this is an overhyped piece of fudge that everyone loves because SJW furry filth is everywhere now. I choose to be enlighted and choose to play the REAL modern classic, Five Nights At Freddy's 3, like a REAL person would do.

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Undertale sucks

Undertale sucks

Undertale is a pointless game

The graphics suck

They´re like Pong

From the 1970ties

You recieve an eye tumor

if you play the game too long

 

Undertale sucks

Undertale sucks

Undertale is a pointless game

The gameplay sucks

It´s way too easy

and repetitive

I tried to get to the second level in pacifist run

but I just can´t get to it

 

Undertale sucks

Undertale sucks

Undertale is a pointless game

The story sucks

it´s inconsistent

And the barrier is a ripoff of Gothic

I tried to kill Asriel

but I just can´t do it

 

Undertale sucks

Undertale sucks

Undertale is a pointless game

The music sucks

Its repetitive chiptunes

And it rips of other songs

I tried to spare the angry dummy

but I just can´t do it

 

 

Undertale sucks

Undertale sucks

Undertale is a pointless game

The message sucks

It wants you to treat characters

like real life people

that´s why the fanbase got schizophrene

 

 

Undertale sucks

Undertale sucks

Undertale is a pointless game

The fanbase sucks

They will call you murderer

for just playing the game

And they hate fun

I tried to kill Chara

but I just can´t do it

 

Undertale sucks

Undertale sucks

Undertale is a pointless game

The graphics suck, the game is preachy, and it hurts your brain

 

Undertale sucks

Undertale sucks

Undertale is a pointless game

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