serbiansnaga

in accordance with herp-derp protocol, i shall administer the sexual spankings as ero has volunteered to do non-sexual, i shall use the whip of arcadia , it has seen countless spankings and is an extremely hardened veteran of the first and second spanking wars (something that couldve been prevented had the other side uttered the safety word). but watch out for that silence guy, he might hack silences account and gain ultimate control over xG, O.O, i must away *trollops away*

a similar thing happened to me, i was playing jb on t, and i had to do some stuff so i let my 10 yr old neighbour play for me cause he likes css, but before i let him play, i let duckii jr know that it wasnt me playing but a 10 yr old, so that way, if my player was doing something that didnt seem right, i couldnt technically be blamed for it. when i went back on, i told duckii jr that it was me playing again, and i also heard ppl talking to me when i was last t and they were saying serbian jr instead of serbian, so they knew that it was someone else playing. my advice is, if u let someone else play for u, make sure they know the rules or if they are too young to understand, than put them on t, and make sure several admins know that its not u playing but someone else

how can there be 662 voters already? in an hour? and why would anyone want turtle to stop trolling? hes like 321ewq but with the golden voice being golden trolling

my favourite music is heavily autotuned songs that talk about the day before the weekend, also teenage boys who sound like their balls have never existed and are criticized for having a feminine-like complexion to them, and every artist that is sponsered by disney or the family channel, also the jonas brothers. lol, but i actually like any music that ISNT shitty

i was saying how ur school mascot was a person, by doing that, im saying that u were the bulldog in the picture as opposed to the person, and ya i think i was trying to troll, im not sure how to classify it, and i know theres a person in the bulldog costume.

NEVER FEAR, MR CLEAN MAGIC ERASER IS HERE, clorox and scrubbing bubbles, u two can go back in the cabinet, where u belong *duh duh duhhhh* lol

all i think of is this:

aegean, ur school mascot is a person? whos the genius who thought up of that? lol

def dont have the monthly reset thing, im lvl 83k and first in the server (second place person is lvl 45k), if it was reset, i would be pissed about it. maybe add more maps and take off old ones or ones that are underplayed. add an anti-afk script that moves ppl to spectator if they dont move for a certain period of time (ppl who are afk in spawn tempt others to spawnkill), remove some of the upgrades that dont do anything, like medic, replenish grenades, i think damage+(im not sure), increase the time for frost knife a bit, frost pistol should stay off though (as insanely awesome i am with it :( ), increase the health to a solid 200 (190 seems weird for some reason), maybe make it harder to lvl up, cause by lvl 2000-2500, everything is already maxed and all ur doing after that is killing others, my main idea would be to add more maps and take the old ones off though, thats for sure btw i added the links for the surf map suggestions in map request

the two maps look pretty damn sick, i too want these maps edit: might as well add the links to the maps, surf_japan_ptad (Counter-Strike: Source > Maps > Surf Style) - GAMEBANANA - surf_japan, its a newer version surf_ski_2 (Counter-Strike: Source > Maps > Surf Style) - GAMEBANANA - surf_ski_2

Players SteamID: # 65 "=SAS=SnotRag" STEAM_0:0:30942643 06:08 67 0 active Players IP: Players Nick Name/In-Game Name: =SAS=SnotRag Your Name: [xG] serbian_bela_snaga Reason why: freekilling, i also heard that he was banned before for freekilling, i couldnt get demo cause he left before i could record, ask MajorB, i heard it from him

we need an admin in jb, there are 3 players [D3]Edy and Craul and Cave Johnson who keep freekilling and are basically failtrolling the server, so far we have 2 players that are trying to delay the round so that the 3 ppl leave. we need any admin to come on as fast as possible, ill post the demo of them killing everyone soon the ppl left, its fine for now

jaybreeze, i think its because ur avatar is a large black man who is insanely jacked and can dance like a mothertrucker, perhaps u should change it to a really hot woman? preferably something realistic, not some super model from spain. if ur the mark zuckerberg, than im the two guys that are suing u for facebook, but in this case i win, why? cause my avatar is a motherfudging wolf YALL, lol

u guys are idiots, shikaku is smiling in this pic which means hes happy, and gingers have no souls thus they are incapable of emotion, so therefore shikaku is not a ginger. unless...they're evolving and have LEARNED TO IMITATE PEOPLE, my god, I MUST INFORM THE HIGH COUNCIL, HI HO SILVER AWAYYYY!!! lol

chicken fight is hard and takes too long, it would be easier if there was low grav, or if one player has low grav, than the other player has it, sorta like s4s but jump 4 jump

hey fair, COME AT ME BRO, lol, im first place in the rpg surf dm and 35k levels ahead of the second place guy, also im 5th highest in points BRO, hehe

OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT!! SOMEONE KILL IT WITH FIRE!! OH MY GAAAAAWWWDD!! :D jkz, looking fresh there shikaku, keep it up

ah, is it possible to change the motd so that players can shoot out of their spawn? this is assuming that only a handful of ppl are in spawn and not the whole team?

i would like to propose a change to the motd for surf rpg dm, specifically, the "* NO SPAWN CAMPING/KILLING --" part: DO NOT FIRE INTO, AT or CAMP the enemies spawn points -- This includes areas that spawn you above, below or anywhere AROUND the enemies spawn area with intention to kill. No matter the location, if you are caught firing at the enemies within there spawn or camp their spawn, you will be banned. i would like to change the "do not fire into, at..." so that players can shoot into spawn but only if they are far enough away that they wont be hitting everyone in spawn with their bullets, the distance would be determined by an xG member with the highest ranking member in the server having the final say. it would also not be "one size fits all", some maps have their spawns right next to each other and ppl can just shoot into the other teams spawn from their own spawn. it should be something along the lines of that, i dont quite know how to phrase it into the motd, but u should get the idea of what im saying. i would like it changed because ive seen more than enough of my fair share of ppl just going to a higher place and shooting down below into spawn only to be told that they cant shoot into spawn and that they can only kill ppl outside spawn. also ppl shoot others from their own spawn and its usually when one team has 3 or 4 more players than the other and it makes sense considering that if they were to leave their spawn they would easily get killed due to numbers. it would also clarify questions about whether ppl can go into the other spawns and kill afk ppl, by changing it, they would shoot afk ppl from outside spawn in a far enough away place that it wouldnt be considered spawncamping.

i just want to let the clan know that while i can use mumble on my comp, i cant use it at the same time im playing css cause my ping spikes up to 200-300 and i start getting warnings that im gonna be kicked for high latency, i can rejoin the server after the 9th warning but it is just temporary and ill have to keep rejoining so i dont get kicked midgame. hopefully this wont screw up my chances of being promoted in the clan

i wanted to say damn u silence, for putting the "chosen to rebel" request, some stupid t with an m249 killed me when i wasnt expecting it and ppl found it hilarious, but i didnt :D, jkz i was trying out warden and didnt know about the new lr's, probably shouldve caught on when i kept dying from chosen to rebel requests lol just came across a problem with the new lrs, i was kicked by daredevil because i was last t and he was last ct and i chose the rebel option, its jb rules that last t cant rebel but the rebel option for lr completely contradicts this rule, so is it gonna be removed or will there be certain criteria needed in order to rebel?

never, u were probably playing surf dm while i wasnt there, good thing too, or else that score wouldve been reversed lol

thats how i get all my kills silly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A

i dont get it, whats funny about the crosshair? also i was doing this while i was fighting others so that i dont mess up the score by dying or killing others