JimenyCrickets

Fat ♥♥♥♥♥es ruin everything. They eat all all the goddamn food; they drink all the goddamn booze; they use all the goddamn toilet paper; and they ♥♥♥♥ing STINK!

My parents raised me with an iron fist. Any form of disrespect was met with either a firm slap to the face, a whack on the behind, or intense physical punishment. Homework was to be done immediately upon coming home. Dinner was to be eaten on time or not at all. Report cards were of the utmost importance. A's were expected. B+'s were excusable. B was a 30 minute lecture on hard work followed by a 50% chance of punishment. B- or lower; I was too scared to find out what would happen. I seriously thought they would kill me so I You always see in the media that the father is the strict disciplinarian and the mother is the kind and coddling one? NOPE. My father was the lesser of two evils. My mom was the heartless one. One time in grade school I pushed another kid on the playground and got sent to the principals office. She didn't say a word to me when she picked me up from school. When we got home she said that if I liked to push people so much then I could push all I wanted. She made me do pushups until I couldn't move. Tired, sweaty, and sore, I was then whacked with a wooden spoon and yelled at me to push more. I'll tell you what, I never pushed a kid down on the playground after that! The important thing to take away from all of this is the fact that I do not hate my parents for all of this. To be honest, I have nothing but the utmost respect and gratitute for how strict my parents were. For all of the hardships that I endured, there was always a prevailing lesson and reason behind all of it, a fact that they drilled into my head the entire time I was punished. As much as I disagree with abuse and 'beating' of a child; these acts are far removed from 'discipline' which to me, is a necessary responsibility of parenting Never once was I beaten out of anger nor would I even consider it abuse; I always knew that I was in the wrong when I used a cussword, when I gave my parents disrespect, if I didn't clean up after myself, or if I didn't perform well in school. You know what ended up happening? I was a good kid; I didn't mouth off to my parents when they told me to do something I didn't want to do, I did well in school, I stayed out of trouble (to the best of my parents knowledge), I go to college, and I have great respect for my parents. Too often did I go over my friends house and see them blatantly disrespect their spineless parents right to their faces and think "Wow their parents are ♥♥♥♥ing spineless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". You cannot blame the Pitbull who was bred to fight for attacking a peaceful dog; and I do not blame (primarily) the child who grew up without strong leadership and parental guidance. Thinking about it no, I would never DREAM about telling my mother to "♥♥♥♥ OFF" like some of my friends did because I know, even though she is only 5'4" and even though I have almost a 100 lb advantage over her, that she would whip me like a ♥♥♥♥ing slave. And that's how it is supposed to be. Parents too often try and become their kids 'friend', only for it to backfire on them and results in a disobedient child who ends up rebelling, causing chaos, and ends up finding it much harder to adjust to the real world. My past having been explained, I would to hear from you guys; how did/do your parents raise you? Did they spare the rod and spoil you? Were they hard on you to make you stronger? Or are they simply abusive and you think that they suck ♥♥♥? This is not a place to judge one another, but I do think it adds a bit of depth to our understanding of one another and thus aids in our understanding of the community as a whole.

Yo man as long as it isnt some ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ like wine coolers or O'douls, Free booze is FREE BOOZE!

+1. For all of the reasons stated above.

Basic: 18 years old (19 by the end of the month). Half German and Half Israeli. Currently major is undecided by I am leaning towards Economics and/or Financial Engineering Facts: -The first boob I ever touched was in the 6th grade when Meredith let all the boys on the basketball team have a go at her massive melons (thank God for Bovine Growth Hormone and early puberty). -My friends and I were responsible for a string of thefts and vandalism throughout highschool. -Out of the 5 man group of friends that I have known since I was in middle school, only me and one other person have managed to stay out of rehab/jail. -I threw a total of 11 parties at my house, and I was not caught by the police once. -I started smoking when I was 12 years old (recently quit!). -The first beer I ever drank was a Heineken when I was 8 years old (tasted like ♥♥♥♥) -I've been playing Counter-Strike since I was 11 -My first sexual conquest was a flat-chested Asian girl with mouth like a hoover vacuum. -I was elected to the Homecoming Court, but I didn't win King. -Pictures are unrelated. -I have done : Shrooms, Cocaine, Oxycodone, DXM, Salvia, K-pins, and Weed (obviously) -Over the course of my life, 4 women have tried to take advantage of me whilst I was drunk. I have successfully dodged every attempt on my dignity, and thus I do not believe anyone who uses alcohol as an excuse for a 'mistake' they have made. (looking back on it, I really should have let them LOL I'm just an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) -I own, and use, a ShakeWeight Hobbies: -Downloading anything and everything. Torrenting is ♥♥♥♥ing out of date and an inferior relic of the stone age. -Anime and Manga -Movies. I try and watch atleast 1 movie from IMDB's Top 250 every week. -Video Games. I have played most every single good computer game released in the past 4-5 years, or at the very least I had it installed on my computer. No MMO's because World of Warcraft is for faggots -Keeping my hobbies secret from everyone -Weightlifting and working out. more to come when I can regale you all with more stories of my misguided youth

IIRC, you are a good CT and are good at hunting rebellers, but it could be my poor memory. I will wait until I see you warden effectively. Remember not to bait. Currently at: 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQR49JGySTM&feature=youtu.be

Member Name: Smoker In-Game Name: Smoker What game?: CSS Member: Yes Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:21369376 Age: 18 Donated: No Other information: I am very interested in becoming a moderator and working to help improve xG whenever I am given the opportunity. My efforts will be primarily to make the jailbreak server a fun and fair place for all players, xG members and non-affiliates alike. My goal is the preservation of the xG community and playerbase, and to ensure its longevity and prosperity through CS:GO and beyond. LONG LIVE Xeno Gamers!

This map looks pretty amazing. ba_jail_sylvan. The thing I like the most about it is that there are 7 things to do on the map, so we could easier keep the terrorists entertained just by a simple rotation of 7 different activities, mixed in with the usual trivia and simon says.

I think that the feature I am most looking forward to is proper Stereoscopic 3D support. CS:S has support but the most crippling flaw is the fact that the crosshairs do not work in 3D mode, so you either need to play with two crosshairs spread out on the screen, or with no crosshair at all.

Firstly, I don't think that !warden is a good idea because it would theoretically favor people with faster internet connections and faster typing speed. I know you want it for the benefit of the server but something like this has great potential for being abused, and since we all know that this is the internet, always expect the worst. Secondly, a time limit on the server probably wouldn't do all that much in terms of preventing shitty wardens. 1 Hour or even 2 Hours is only ~3-4 full maps which is not really that long. I think a much better solution is to strongly enforce the Immature Player =/= Warden rule, or to just give it time while minimizing member turnover. What that means is basically, we try and keep the player base we already have and help them develop into mature and intelligent wardens. Honestly, it should really only take AT MOST a week to learn how to warden effectively. The best thing we can do as wardens is to keep doing our thing, keep on having fun, and to provide a good example. Lead by example. Honestly, the server does a pretty good job of self-moderating anyways. Shitty wardens typically get ♥♥♥♥♥ed at by the entire server anyways so that helps a lot. But its definitely an uphill battle, I will admit. That's why I always try and take warden, just to make sure everyone is having a good time.

I'm not calling anyone out with this because I don't know any of you IRL nor do I know your drinking habits. But, as a man I feel like it is important to guide the young ones toward manliness. That being said... One of the most important skills a true MAN needs to have is the ability to shoot back hard liquor without needing a chaser just because "the alcohol burns your throat" Too many times I have ripped on little girly men for refusing to shoot liquor without a glass of juice to soothe their weak and pathetic throats immediately afterwards. Do yourselves a favor and drink the right way, straight shot with no chaser. Your fathers will be proud.

+1. Despite his age hes actually pretty normal haha.

To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentations of their women. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc

Holy ♥♥♥♥. You guys have a town built in Minecraft?! Do you NEED to buy the game to play in your server? or can you use a pirated copy? I really wanna check out what you guys have created

+1 this guy. I've been playing with this broseph on the jailbreak servers for the past few days and hes a really good asset to the xG team. Would definitely recommend.

I actually think this would be a great idea if it were integrated with the current !bomb 1 system. Perhaps we could create a !buy menu that would include something like mole, invisibility, random teleport, or a scanner.

What can I say about that vagina that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out, and depleted.

I cannot say "When I Type Go do ______"? King J told me that this is confusing terrorists, but if anything it makes it a lot more clear! Atleast with this method, we won't have to worry about the whole "repeating" thing, and it makes it easier for the warden to control the situation. I've been doing this method pretty much since I've joined the server, so I'm wondering if this is a rule up for interpretation? Maybe my speed reading skills aren't tip top anymore but I didn't see anything in the forums

If you are still considering different color schemes, Have you ever considered a darker background? Maybe Neon Green or Orange text on a Dark Grey/Black Background?

I was expecting this one. I learned Chinese instantly!

LOL we should make a certain day where we cannot play Avalanche//CanyonDam//LegoJail and can only try new maps! There are definitely some really good ones out there, we just need to find them!

You're gonna buy it? or Pirate it?

+1 this guy. Give him ALL the +1s He does the Nukem voice at the best times(read: always) and it seriously makes it a blast to play in the server

Not tryna call you out as a liar or anything but without proof, you don't have ♥♥♥♥