JimenyCrickets

IIRC, you are a good CT and are good at hunting rebellers, but it could be my poor memory.

I will wait until I see you warden effectively.

Remember not to bait.

Currently at: 0

Member Name: Smoker

In-Game Name: Smoker

What game?: CSS

Member: Yes

Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:21369376

Age: 18

Donated: No

Other information: I am very interested in becoming a moderator and working to help improve xG whenever I am given the opportunity.

My efforts will be primarily to make the jailbreak server a fun and fair place for all players, xG members and non-affiliates alike.

My goal is the preservation of the xG community and playerbase, and to ensure its longevity and prosperity through CS:GO and beyond.

LONG LIVE Xeno Gamers!

This map looks pretty amazing. ba_jail_sylvan.

The thing I like the most about it is that there are 7 things to do on the map, so we could easier keep the terrorists entertained just by a simple rotation of 7 different activities, mixed in with the usual trivia and simon says.

I think that the feature I am most looking forward to is proper Stereoscopic 3D support.

CS:S has support but the most crippling flaw is the fact that the crosshairs do not work in 3D mode, so you either need to play with two crosshairs spread out on the screen, or with no crosshair at all.

Firstly, I don't think that !warden is a good idea because it would theoretically favor people with faster internet connections and faster typing speed. I know you want it for the benefit of the server but something like this has great potential for being abused, and since we all know that this is the internet, always expect the worst.

Secondly, a time limit on the server probably wouldn't do all that much in terms of preventing shitty wardens. 1 Hour or even 2 Hours is only ~3-4 full maps which is not really that long. I think a much better solution is to strongly enforce the Immature Player =/= Warden rule, or to just give it time while minimizing member turnover. What that means is basically, we try and keep the player base we already have and help them develop into mature and intelligent wardens. Honestly, it should really only take AT MOST a week to learn how to warden effectively. The best thing we can do as wardens is to keep doing our thing, keep on having fun, and to provide a good example. Lead by example.

Honestly, the server does a pretty good job of self-moderating anyways. Shitty wardens typically get ♥♥♥♥♥ed at by the entire server anyways so that helps a lot.

But its definitely an uphill battle, I will admit.

That's why I always try and take warden, just to make sure everyone is having a good time.

I'm not calling anyone out with this because I don't know any of you IRL nor do I know your drinking habits.

But, as a man I feel like it is important to guide the young ones toward manliness.

That being said...

One of the most important skills a true MAN needs to have is the ability to shoot back hard liquor without needing a chaser just because "the alcohol burns your throat"

Too many times I have ripped on little girly men for refusing to shoot liquor without a glass of juice to soothe their weak and pathetic throats immediately afterwards.

Do yourselves a favor and drink the right way, straight shot with no chaser.

Your fathers will be proud.

+1.

Despite his age hes actually pretty normal haha.

what would the prize be?

To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc

Holy ♥♥♥♥. You guys have a town built in Minecraft?!

Do you NEED to buy the game to play in your server? or can you use a pirated copy?

I really wanna check out what you guys have created

+1 this guy. I've been playing with this broseph on the jailbreak servers for the past few days and hes a really good asset to the xG team. Would definitely recommend.

I was talking to my little brother (nivek_relyk jr.) today while we were playing JB, and he brought up something that I thought might be interesting. I'm pretty sure that it would cost a whole lot to find a developer or someone to make it happen, but wouldnt it be cool if we could get an addon that allowed T's to disguise as CT's? (I'm sure tons of people have brought this idea forward already, i just havent seen it posted on the fourms yet so i decided to give it a shot.) Don't know if its even possible though :/ It would greatly increase the rate of rebelling, but maybe if we had it happen as to where a random person would be selected to have the option to disguise themselfs every few rounds or so, that it would be alright.

 

Thoughts?

I actually think this would be a great idea if it were integrated with the current !bomb 1 system.

Perhaps we could create a !buy menu that would include something like mole, invisibility, random teleport, or a scanner.

What can I say about that vagina that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?

It looks bombed out, and depleted.

I cannot say "When I Type Go do ______"?

King J told me that this is confusing terrorists, but if anything it makes it a lot more clear!

Atleast with this method, we won't have to worry about the whole "repeating" thing, and it makes it easier for the warden to control the situation.

I've been doing this method pretty much since I've joined the server, so I'm wondering if this is a rule up for interpretation?

Maybe my speed reading skills aren't tip top anymore but I didn't see anything in the forums

There, I made it green. Everyone wins.

If you are still considering different color schemes,

Have you ever considered a darker background? Maybe Neon Green or Orange text on a Dark Grey/Black Background?

I was expecting this one. I learned Chinese instantly!

LOL we should make a certain day where we cannot play Avalanche//CanyonDam//LegoJail and can only try new maps!

There are definitely some really good ones out there, we just need to find them!

im only getting mw3 for the campaign

You're gonna buy it? or Pirate it?

+1 this guy. Give him ALL the +1s

He does the Nukem voice at the best times(read: always) and it seriously makes it a blast to play in the server

Not tryna call you out as a liar or anything but without proof, you don't have ♥♥♥♥

yay my 80 post :D I have no damn clue what is happening here, I think im gonna grab my self some non-alcoholic beer and sit in my chair /me pops it open Whos with me?

>Non-alcoholic beer

>2011

ISHYGDDT

non alcoholic beer is just stupid, real beer tastes as bad, also if u ever go to a university dorm on a thursday night, ull find the hallways smelling like a bakery from all the yeast and ♥♥♥♥.

 

tl dr: beer tastes bad, looks like ♥♥♥♥ and increases the hilarity and cruelty skills of jay breezy for several hours

Beer is something you need to develop a taste for. The first few months when I started drinking beer I ♥♥♥♥ing hated it, but I started to come around and now I love a good brew, especially Guinness or some Belgian Wheat

However, the ♥♥♥♥ that people buy for parties (Natty Ice/PBR/Keystone) always tastes like ♥♥♥♥ but its cheap and it gets you drunk haha

-1 for the exact same reasons Poncher and RosseR stated.

I'm heterosexual and WTF IS THIS ♥♥♥♥

This is even worse than that homosexual Nickelodeon boy band Big Time Rush.

I LOVE smoking.

Can't you see those two blunts in my mouth?

Unfortunately, I get ♥♥♥♥ tested so I cannot blaze anymore. You guys should consider yourselves lucky.

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Did you let someone shoot that apple off your head William Tell-style?