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JakeEnglish

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  1. Nope. Go look at the thread in general 1.50$ more. gg
  2. JakeEnglish

    Mac gamer

    I've seen the same obnoxious disrespect and racism on the minigames server. +1 for temp ban. He might actually learn not to be a dick.
  3. +1 Nicest dude in the fucking world. He's like the polar opposite of Smoker. Smoker is a good mod, still a faget though No doubt he'd make just as good of a mod.
  4. JakeEnglish

    What is love?

    Fuck your SNL shit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2HT94t-a5k
  5. My life is complete. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awweSMNWhsM&hd=1 1:50 .
  6. As was said before, I've played with him in Jb, surf, and minigames over the last like week and a half.. hasn't changed a bit. Freekills, gets slain, then argues with admin. -1 He's very recently made negative comments about the community in jb . I don't know why you'd even want to rejoin in the first place if you dislike the place so much.
  7. JakeEnglish

    Women...

    I agree with you completely. Why do you think I stopped dating girls after highschool? This was directed at the younger age group, after all. If you're around my age, you shouldn't really care about petty dating bullshit, and be more concerned about finding someone to be with in the long term. :3
  8. JakeEnglish

    Women...

    *ehem* Don't take this the wrong way guys, but man up. If you act like a FRIEND, she's going to FRIENDzone you. True story. First thing you need to do is figure out if you want to just fuck or if you want a relationship, cause they are usually two totally different approaches. Also, if you're not talking to her mostly in person, you're doing it WRONG. Facebook chat = friendzone chat.
  9. I love Duke's face in the screenie with Snackbar's ass. I lol'd so hard. Imagine his face if it was you. :P
  10. JakeEnglish

    Smoking

    Guess that's why you stopped smoking, right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU I used to smoke in high school. Smoking a cigarette to reduce stress every once in a while is alright, but smoking them habitually makes you look and smell disgusting, and is dangerous.
  11. +1 I played for almost six hours straight with you on Jb. You're a great guy, and you're funny, know the rules.
  12. +1 I've played with you quite a few times and you're a pretty nice dude.
  13. +1 Played with you until like 5 am last night, you're a pretty cool dude and you know the rules.
  14. +1 00000 cause you're beautiful. You know the motd, and you're nice. :3
  15. Why I don't care about SOPA: 1. TOR 2. Proxies 3. Probably won't have internet soon anyway
  16. I forgot to mention Cookiez. D:. She's my lesbian lover. <3
  17. JakeEnglish

    Yes

    BECAUSE YES BukLau.com - Asian soundboard insprired by the OwnagePranks prank calls!
  18. Are you putting those skins in specific in?
  19. Mick, not a bad idea for once. These aren't quite so painfully racist.. There isn't a single white prisoner in the jb skin set. xD
  20. Pyro, Michael, and Duke. I love everyone else, i just happen to favoritismban.exe for them. :3
  21. MitoDito. ♥♥♥♥ing find him. NOW.
  22. Later Days, Major. Good luck with everything, man. Not sure what all the drama was (not interested either), you were pretty chill to me when you were in the server. You should still drop by Jailbreak every now and again, yeah?
  23. JakeEnglish

    Exams

    I never had a problem with exams, but my cousin was notorious for being able to cheat at every test, no matter what. Protip: Print out a tiny piece of paper with vital answers, undo one of those click-pens, and slide it right inside. Or if you're lazy and sneaky enough, just write that ♥♥♥♥ on your wrist and wear a sweater, lol.