Flatline

Damn, I think that's pretty awesome. :D Perhaps toobalot will be expanded to EVERY server. :D

What kind of mouse broski?

I've came to learn that if you are young, you are most likely to be mistreated in xG. Just today a young fellow spoke one word into his mic and got muted, and then was told to grow some balls before talking again. Ohhh the luls.

"He's hung like Saddam Hussein" LOL'D.

ya the pool vent is pretty easy to get into imo, I'm surprised to hear this from you Mayhem, you're one of the most successful rebels I've seen! There are 3 vents, there are 6 hidden guns (for now), hidden grenades/flashes/smokes, ect. I have b-hop done btw, just need to test it w/ people.

I don't know if it's a shame for you but you should have removed the tag. They should have at least warned you if it were your tag. I remember @Dontbleedpls banning somebody from Cyanide the milisecond they entered our server with the tag on. He now holds the fastest record to ever perm ban somebody in CS:GO history. He's kind of a big deal.
 
:eek:

@@Flatline Tell me those secrets :3

@@Flatline what exactly did you tell him? there are some secrets on there that should stay secrets. with great power comes great responsibility. use them wisely flatline.

The real OP ones are the secrets i have forced @@Flatline by threat of castration with a rusty dildo stolen from his gay nextdoor neighbor's closet not to tell.

Thanks for the inspiration. I will definitly get working on that. I like to space it out a bit because people complain about so many versions so fast. I know Chrono's answer to that (basically tell them to go fuck themselves LOL). But, I appreciate the feedback on what should be in there. May as well make it more fun! Anyone else have anything they might want implemented?

actually he got them when i asked him to decompile the map to see if he could remove a spawn in the abyss. you only know the basic ones like port-a-pottee

Ebic asked for us to take the map off the server. I recall him saying he might update it later. Either way, everyone spawns in one cell and doors get more kills than CTs. If he updates it I'll gladly support re-adding it.

How about we have a song rotation or have Flatline whip up a beat with Rick Astley and PSY together

Perhaps it's because work & school is filling our lives
Perhaps we RTV way too often (it discourages players to stay online sometimes)
Perhaps it's because of this:
 








Hahhahaha WHO KNOWS.

Already made death run brighter/nicer. And added freedom pit (except you can't survive :devil: ). V5 is now on the list.Thanks!
And, fuck you too YONI, I mean LQuidator...

Damn, I think that's pretty awesome. :D Perhaps toobalot will be expanded to EVERY server. :D

What do you mean "Novel" its "Novels" and his voice can be the only one that reads them.

That was actually very enjoyable to read. Write a novel Forest, I'd read it.

"+1 cool guy, mature, active"
 
"+1 hes my bro"
 
"+1 cuz hes a great warden and is mature"
 
"+1 cu-"
 
I SWEAR TO GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, I WILL SHIT HELLFIRE DOWN ON YOU IF YOU SAY ONE MORE THING AND YOUR REASONING IS JUST "Well, he's a cool player and cool guy".
 
You've probably already clued in as to what I'll be raging about and discussing in this thread. I am sick of seeing this sort of "Information" being thrown around in Member Submissions.
 
I am also sick of people saying "HUR DURR, WELL, IT'S TOO EASY TO GET INTO xG NOWADAYS, WE SHOULD RAISE TEH VOUCHES."
 
Well gee, if you uhh, took the time to look at a few of our Member Submissions, uhh.. You'd probably notice this little thing that's been going on lately.. It's actually kinda funny because
 
NO ONE.
 
IS GIVING.
 
LEGITIMATE.
 
FUCKING.
 
REASONINGS.
 
Implementing this sort of idea is just going to raise the amount of dumbasses incapable of giving their opinion. I guess somewhere down the line, people started thinking being "cool" was enough to be in xG. And it caught on. A lot. So much that almost every god damn person applying is suddenly a Coooool guy. You want to know why people are getting in so easily? It's because of derps like this mo' fuckah:
 

 
"HEZ COOL GUY. GR8 WARDENING SKILLZ. FUNNY AND ACTIVE"
 
That makes getting in xG so damn easy.

The real problem is actually quite simple. Everyone is too god damn lazy to come up with something that is either meaningful or unique to that person who wants to be a part of XenoGamers. If anyone actually took the time to look at our Member Submission guidelines, they would see this nifty little quote here, said by our beloved Leader;
 

Wait a minute! Now that I look at that, I'm starting to think some asshole decided to say to him/herself; "Hey! That's a great idea! Instead of Not including those things, I'm going to say that!"
 
So, before you guys hit that button that says "Quick Reply" or "Send" or whatever the hell it is, too lazy to check.. How about showing a little decency to give the applicant an idea of what YOU think of them. With the amount of people saying he's cool, it's bound to happen that we're going to get an egotistical asshat who thinks they're all that because everyone said he was Cool on his Member Submission.
 
Tell us why this person Deserves to be in xG. Why is this person so great. Do they bring a sense of fun with them to the server? Are they a talkative person? Is their name Doug, and if so are they proud of it? Just do us all a favour and provide a LITTLE bit more then just "Hes cool" or "Hes great".
 
Tell you what, if you can't even do just that..
 
DON'T.
POST.
SHIT.
 
This rage is brought to you by XenoGamers, one of the "easiest to get into" communities around. For more butt-frustration from Forest, please continue doing so in Member Submissions.
 
(Warning: Doing so may cause uncontrollable amounts of rage in certain individuals, we are in no way liable if for some reason you wake up with a splintering log lodged deep in your anal cavity.)
 
TL;DR - There is none. No TL;DR. Fuck you, go read it. :LOL:
 
- Dat guy, Forest

They are allowed to use it. I put it up on CSbanana so that people could use my map if they like. Basically, if you publish your map, anyone is allowed to use it. I think it's cool that it's on other servers! But I have V5 coming out soon with some updates. Such as improved deathrun, eaiser to guard surf, bigger pool, added freedom pit, ect..

How tough am I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?
I plugged my flashdrive in correctly.
 
On the first try.

My penis fought a battle of most stamina against chuck norris, and won.

How tough am I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?
I watched porn today.
 
And clicked the share button.