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Dougnificent

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  1. Agree
    Dougnificent got a reaction from Stence in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    So Doug noticed there was still some greasy sons of bitches who wanted to know where he been.
     
    You got questions. Doug don't got any answers. He don't even have his old steam account any more.
     
    He done lost it like his mind, and original xG forum account, ages ago. Yahoo kept asking for names of pets he never had.
     
    Like I fucking know when the hell I had my honey moon. What did my stupid ass put down? Narnia? Shit ...I married?
     
    So he disappeared for over a year living the Doug life while wanting to come back, but he had to handle priorities as well as deal with all the bullshit that comes with being so dougnificent. He missed last Christmas. He missed your birthday, but that's okay. He didn't get you a damn thing. You still owe him some motherfucking presents though I think. I'm gameless now, and while I'm trying to get back my old account, I know I am truly fucked so that's my story. Now I ain't here to beg for games like an idiot. Fuck that shit like titty cancer. I'm here to wish you sexy bastards a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year past and future so my lazy ass covers all bases. My shitty mic broke awhile ago too, but I don't give a shit. Doug will buy a new one soon, and he spies with his eyes the fact that you guys have a TF2 Jailbreak, so somehow we're going to play some damn games again and it's going to be a magical fucking Hanukkah. I can't say if I'll be playing today, but soon. To everybody who missed me, I missed you too.
     
    Enjoy the holidays, everybody.
  2. Friendly
    Dougnificent got a reaction from Rhododendron in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    Appreciate the offer, DeathGod, but I'm already pretty damn content just seeing you people again. You do what you want.
     
    Times are tough for Doug, but you don't need to spend your good money on my dumb ass. What game is everybody playing jailbreak at?
     
    EDIT: Nuh-uh. No way. No kickstarters. That's crazier than I am. Besides, TF2 is F2P. That eggnog done fucked you guys up.
  3. Winner
    Dougnificent got a reaction from Temptedguy in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    So Doug noticed there was still some greasy sons of bitches who wanted to know where he been.
     
    You got questions. Doug don't got any answers. He don't even have his old steam account any more.
     
    He done lost it like his mind, and original xG forum account, ages ago. Yahoo kept asking for names of pets he never had.
     
    Like I fucking know when the hell I had my honey moon. What did my stupid ass put down? Narnia? Shit ...I married?
     
    So he disappeared for over a year living the Doug life while wanting to come back, but he had to handle priorities as well as deal with all the bullshit that comes with being so dougnificent. He missed last Christmas. He missed your birthday, but that's okay. He didn't get you a damn thing. You still owe him some motherfucking presents though I think. I'm gameless now, and while I'm trying to get back my old account, I know I am truly fucked so that's my story. Now I ain't here to beg for games like an idiot. Fuck that shit like titty cancer. I'm here to wish you sexy bastards a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year past and future so my lazy ass covers all bases. My shitty mic broke awhile ago too, but I don't give a shit. Doug will buy a new one soon, and he spies with his eyes the fact that you guys have a TF2 Jailbreak, so somehow we're going to play some damn games again and it's going to be a magical fucking Hanukkah. I can't say if I'll be playing today, but soon. To everybody who missed me, I missed you too.
     
    Enjoy the holidays, everybody.
  4. Friendly
    Dougnificent got a reaction from kiwishuriken5 in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    So Doug noticed there was still some greasy sons of bitches who wanted to know where he been.
     
    You got questions. Doug don't got any answers. He don't even have his old steam account any more.
     
    He done lost it like his mind, and original xG forum account, ages ago. Yahoo kept asking for names of pets he never had.
     
    Like I fucking know when the hell I had my honey moon. What did my stupid ass put down? Narnia? Shit ...I married?
     
    So he disappeared for over a year living the Doug life while wanting to come back, but he had to handle priorities as well as deal with all the bullshit that comes with being so dougnificent. He missed last Christmas. He missed your birthday, but that's okay. He didn't get you a damn thing. You still owe him some motherfucking presents though I think. I'm gameless now, and while I'm trying to get back my old account, I know I am truly fucked so that's my story. Now I ain't here to beg for games like an idiot. Fuck that shit like titty cancer. I'm here to wish you sexy bastards a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year past and future so my lazy ass covers all bases. My shitty mic broke awhile ago too, but I don't give a shit. Doug will buy a new one soon, and he spies with his eyes the fact that you guys have a TF2 Jailbreak, so somehow we're going to play some damn games again and it's going to be a magical fucking Hanukkah. I can't say if I'll be playing today, but soon. To everybody who missed me, I missed you too.
     
    Enjoy the holidays, everybody.
  5. Optimistic
    Dougnificent got a reaction from Tsuchikure in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    Hey, for people out there wanting to give me a gift you don't have to. A friend of mine that I thought was too busy today is dropping by so I actually can just borrow his card to buy online with. Still, really fucking appreciated people offering to buy me the game. That meant a lot to me, and I was just fucking glad to have people be awesome enough to do that for me more than anything. I'm back, bitches.
  6. Like
    Dougnificent got a reaction from Hidingmaster in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    Hey, for people out there wanting to give me a gift you don't have to. A friend of mine that I thought was too busy today is dropping by so I actually can just borrow his card to buy online with. Still, really fucking appreciated people offering to buy me the game. That meant a lot to me, and I was just fucking glad to have people be awesome enough to do that for me more than anything. I'm back, bitches.
  7. Funny
    Dougnificent reacted to DeathGod in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    i still have the screen shot of you getting trapped in a cell as last CT. shit was funny
    http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/594714175213963547/5BBEABE34BDD90EBBB333C7D7AEAC8DCDBD4B2D8/
  8. Funny
    Dougnificent got a reaction from DeathGod in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    Motherfuckers are going to knife the fuck out of me. I'm so rusty.
  9. Friendly
    Dougnificent got a reaction from DeathGod in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    So Doug noticed there was still some greasy sons of bitches who wanted to know where he been.
     
    You got questions. Doug don't got any answers. He don't even have his old steam account any more.
     
    He done lost it like his mind, and original xG forum account, ages ago. Yahoo kept asking for names of pets he never had.
     
    Like I fucking know when the hell I had my honey moon. What did my stupid ass put down? Narnia? Shit ...I married?
     
    So he disappeared for over a year living the Doug life while wanting to come back, but he had to handle priorities as well as deal with all the bullshit that comes with being so dougnificent. He missed last Christmas. He missed your birthday, but that's okay. He didn't get you a damn thing. You still owe him some motherfucking presents though I think. I'm gameless now, and while I'm trying to get back my old account, I know I am truly fucked so that's my story. Now I ain't here to beg for games like an idiot. Fuck that shit like titty cancer. I'm here to wish you sexy bastards a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year past and future so my lazy ass covers all bases. My shitty mic broke awhile ago too, but I don't give a shit. Doug will buy a new one soon, and he spies with his eyes the fact that you guys have a TF2 Jailbreak, so somehow we're going to play some damn games again and it's going to be a magical fucking Hanukkah. I can't say if I'll be playing today, but soon. To everybody who missed me, I missed you too.
     
    Enjoy the holidays, everybody.
  10. Like
    Dougnificent got a reaction from Rhododendron in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    So Doug noticed there was still some greasy sons of bitches who wanted to know where he been.
     
    You got questions. Doug don't got any answers. He don't even have his old steam account any more.
     
    He done lost it like his mind, and original xG forum account, ages ago. Yahoo kept asking for names of pets he never had.
     
    Like I fucking know when the hell I had my honey moon. What did my stupid ass put down? Narnia? Shit ...I married?
     
    So he disappeared for over a year living the Doug life while wanting to come back, but he had to handle priorities as well as deal with all the bullshit that comes with being so dougnificent. He missed last Christmas. He missed your birthday, but that's okay. He didn't get you a damn thing. You still owe him some motherfucking presents though I think. I'm gameless now, and while I'm trying to get back my old account, I know I am truly fucked so that's my story. Now I ain't here to beg for games like an idiot. Fuck that shit like titty cancer. I'm here to wish you sexy bastards a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year past and future so my lazy ass covers all bases. My shitty mic broke awhile ago too, but I don't give a shit. Doug will buy a new one soon, and he spies with his eyes the fact that you guys have a TF2 Jailbreak, so somehow we're going to play some damn games again and it's going to be a magical fucking Hanukkah. I can't say if I'll be playing today, but soon. To everybody who missed me, I missed you too.
     
    Enjoy the holidays, everybody.
  11. Like
    Dougnificent got a reaction from ThePistolBoss in Give Me A Hell Doug   
    So Doug noticed there was still some greasy sons of bitches who wanted to know where he been.
     
    You got questions. Doug don't got any answers. He don't even have his old steam account any more.
     
    He done lost it like his mind, and original xG forum account, ages ago. Yahoo kept asking for names of pets he never had.
     
    Like I fucking know when the hell I had my honey moon. What did my stupid ass put down? Narnia? Shit ...I married?
     
    So he disappeared for over a year living the Doug life while wanting to come back, but he had to handle priorities as well as deal with all the bullshit that comes with being so dougnificent. He missed last Christmas. He missed your birthday, but that's okay. He didn't get you a damn thing. You still owe him some motherfucking presents though I think. I'm gameless now, and while I'm trying to get back my old account, I know I am truly fucked so that's my story. Now I ain't here to beg for games like an idiot. Fuck that shit like titty cancer. I'm here to wish you sexy bastards a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year past and future so my lazy ass covers all bases. My shitty mic broke awhile ago too, but I don't give a shit. Doug will buy a new one soon, and he spies with his eyes the fact that you guys have a TF2 Jailbreak, so somehow we're going to play some damn games again and it's going to be a magical fucking Hanukkah. I can't say if I'll be playing today, but soon. To everybody who missed me, I missed you too.
     
    Enjoy the holidays, everybody.